YEP i love it lol

Yeah and now there’s a fucking mummy shortage!

I'm sorry, what?

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also as train fuel instead of coal. which is probably the least weird stupid use that is the reason we have a mummy shortage now.

I knew there was paint made from it, but not eating.

they would throw fancy parties and drink the water in the sarcophagus too! how the world didn't end in the Victorian era, i shall never know, with all the tempting ancient diseases AND curses going on.

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let us drink the mummy juice!

I learned this tidbit myself recently while reading a victorian gothic novel lol, and eewwwww. what Allegory said.