.Lois needs to understand that if you ambush people with hardball questions they won't answer them

Lois really needs to calm down, she will never get anywhere trying to do these hardball stories

at least not this way

lmao

despite the name of the show i wasn't expecting Lois to figure out he's Superman

okay Steve you can't just say 'nah' you need to give actual proof of your disagreement

did these weapons come from Brainiac or something

ah, another guy with a grudge from something that happened as a child

Bludhaven reference

okay thank goodness this guy is less than utterly insane about killing Supes

was that The Wall

oh my god Lois

aw man these three...

oh no, Jimmy

CADMUS LABS

i am fucking DELIGHTED by all the references

LMAO

oh wow Clark is bad at this secret identity thing

but i'm glad Jimmy figured it out XD

ah yes, he hasn't yet figured out that sunlight is what gives him powers

WE GOT BORED AND MADE MUTANTS

god these two are great

but did they have to talk with such thick accents

i can't understand what they're saying sometimes

aaah it was a red sun thingy that was hiding this place

also is this robot German or French lmao

that was weirdly cute

oh my god this guy is still alive

good job making an incredibly creepy villain, yeesh

Clark did you sleep

at least Lois seems to have slept even if she's also losing her mind

oh those robots seem ominous

OH MY GOD THIS GUY

well so far Mxyzptlk isn't terribly annoying...

i don't trust him though

what is the actual angle here and is Lois in any danger or is this just one of his plots

i am very amused at the multiple Superman cameos though

especially the crab

whoops

Lewis Lane? does that imply the existence of a gay Superman

i'm here for it

okay, i would buy this 'we're here to help save Superman' angle except...

they arrived before Mxyzptlk contacted Clark

so i'm a little sus

jeez Mxyzptlk you're such a jerk

okay so they're assholes. got it

Participation Trophy Lois omg

okay i love that take on the stupid little hat lmao

IS THIS REWALLY THE TIME YOU TWO

well at least they got a fireworks kiss

thank you lady Jimmy

now hopefully they'll never have to deal with that bunch ever again

ah, evil Clarks

oh

kryptonite

WELP

oh no Clark

Clark you can't live like this lmao

damn, from 7 followers to a million overnight

CLARK BUDDY MAYBE SLOW DOWN A LITTLE

VICKI VALE

you're gonna have to learn how to tune it out bro

ugh...

i know this is a very. idk. logical place for the story to go?

but it always annoys me when shows go out of their way to paint the good guys as villains

oh well

Clark's having a day

maybe take a nap, Clark

another trope i very much dislike, villains who blame the hero for all the bad shit that happened because of their shitty choices

Ivo, you literally invited him to fight you

sorry that you lost!

Clark is having a very bad day

well at least he's finally getting a nap

kinda

jeez, poor Clark

so this is zero day

that's a lot of robots

like. A lot of robots

...did Krypton just blow up wtf

Waller what are you doing

i like this general more than Waller

i think they commented on the red room thing... i'm going to have to watch it again to find out

because otherwise i don't know why they knew that keeping him under a red light would keep him docile

Superman has a very, very bad day

oh jeez, i kinda liked the black ops guy

good god how does he have 5mil followers

bro if anyone's cheating it's you

is it just gonna sit there

ah Black Ops Guy lived, nice

uggggh, that was Parasite not Superman

Waller you dingbat

oh boy family drama Thanksgiving time

and the suit is still there, huh

wait how does Jimmy know about file x

did i miss something

oh it was a blink and you miss it thing

ugh I much prefer Waller when she's not a villain

LOL

'you're awful at this intern thing, here's a promotion'

oh there's John

i was worried he'd died lmao

oh SHIT

WELL THEN

i guess he doesn't need help finding the general

HE'S TRYING SO HARD AT SMALLTALK

MA I DON'T HATE HIM, HE KIDNAPPED ME AND TRIED TO MURDER ME

poor Jimmy

oh shit he's seeing file x now

oh that's not good

damn his space ship really grew

well this seems a lot like Clark's dream so far

oh

well that's helpful

awww Jor-el

omg Jimmy

aaaah there's Brainiac

starting off s2 with another dream i see

Jimmy is going to run out of money

don't put pressure on this boy

Okay i'm glad Vicki isn't working for them anymore but why did she quit

Jimmy...

Alex is primed to go full supervillain here

Jimmy do not encourage the budding supervillain

yeah that money counter... Jimmy will be out of money by the time this season is over. maybe even this episode

bruh did you just abandon your fiends in Antarctica

oh nice, Kara is here

now we just have to find her

ah these guys

lmao judgement from beyond the grave

jeez this guy looks awful all engorged like that

it's extra horrifying that the kryptonite makes him grow crystals out of his skin in this universe

i'm glad they got to talk before he got destroyed