I think I'm funny

Ok so Walter takes stuff pretty seriously in this game but I love how TLV still has a mistletoe option, a lot of my other games ended up nixing it, so I'm eventually going to set up a non canon mistletoe top level, which will have a couple other conditions like no baby characters

Sorry Walter u gonna freeze at the same rate as everyone. Will and Malcolm will give you a group hug if you ask.

Walter is someone who in my head is like cuddling frequently with someone I genuinely want to be with > nothing >>>>>> touch with Other people. So this event is kinda bringing his desires to the fore lol

Malcolm can ask Misty for you.

He's going to be in an interesting position as someone fiercely protective of his desk job in the library! A big spacious location where he is manning the desk all by himself. So he will be recruiting buddies. Pyotr has #1 dibs on these shifts. Holding hands passing the time so you don't die

SCREAMING. it's so funny because in Walter's head he's been genuinely worried about Misty having no CR and or they left BUT THIS WOULD BE AN INTERESTING SITUATION... WHERE THE CR FOLKS ARE GENUINELY NEEDED... but now things are awkward...

He already asked her to the wedding for you. He will definitely call her if Walter doesn’t XD

WHY!!!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS MAN

He’s here to help and if you won’t tell him what helps you, he’ll guess.

Malcolm that's almost as bad as when Fitz asked Abel if he could send out a check yes or no if you like me card for Abel.

Why would situationally forces physical intimacy with the person who told him "we will never be together romantically because I am taken" help!!!!

You can be friends!

He didn’t tell him to sleep with her!

BBitsaboi: that would have helped him; he should have said yes

Abel just frowning like no.

Hey Walter, wanna learn how to throw a punch? This seems like a good time.

quantumvelvet: this is very funny because my concept for post Justine thread was "hey yelena I'm thinking of going home and getting a GUN"

That is hilarious.

Walter is it less awkward to hug Malcolm if he’s a wolf?

NO?!

(And hilariously, she would actually try to discourage him from getting a gun for self-defense. She knows those stats, and how easy it is to take a gun from someone who isn't both pretty well-trained and mentally prepared to actually use it in time to keep an attacker from closing.)

Guns are for killing people. Tasers and batons are defensive weapons.

This would make sense to Walter not just because he's heard of it before but because he managed to do that to a cop

Only time in his entire life he's had a real gun in his hand

I think I'll be able to do a main comm spam starters post

.... drops this hereTikTok · Nicole Bee

I finally got to watch this and WHY IS HE SO UNHINGED... yeah Walter is this unhinged, I needed this

xD your welcome ♡♡♡

Elijah Wood Gets a Burger Master Class | Burger Buck...his face in the thumbnail screamed Walter.