oh boy you guys

finally my time has come to give this man a piece of my mind

anyway i'm about to bounce for an appointment; when I get back, it's 2 quick fill commissions, tabletop prep, and some crackin at the inbox

where do you LIVE CURRENTLY

i should probably give him my address and credit card number

since it's jensen ackles

PLEASE, the Jennifer Ankles catfish, I cannot!!!

that's a fake bc his real name is obviously jennifer ankles

Lmaooo

You guys are so right, can't believe I almost fell for it

Jennifer Ankles would be disappointed in me

what was this about this time

Lolol we finished vol 3 last night and that was the part where Travis showed up and blabbed

yay onto vol 4 then

We're doing green night and bedside manor first!

But they're both short so

It won't be long

okay, 2 more quick fill commissions done

i gotta try and bang out at least 2 regular-length ones by the end of this week because my queue has been dragging too long for my own standards

and i'd like to bang them all out & reopen a fresh round to possibly dump directly into a new set of snow tires

psa, bolthouse farm's limited edition holiday nog sucks ass

i say this as an eggnog snob

deeply disappointing 8 dollar purchase

I only ever drink two bolthouse farms things and that is vanilla chai and strawberry banana lol

yeah see i like both of those things so i was optimistic

Market Price: Egg Nog
this was my entire thought process verbatim

I did not have my headphones volume turned down loooooooooool

looooooooooool

(egg nog yum)

discontinued im gonna go ahead and say we can call that plane thread wrapped if ur cool with it lmao

it got away from me a little i think but i enjoyed the dumbness

lol going quieter with the smaller print

lmao it is one of my favorite stupid clips ever

it reminds me of the AAA batteries vine

Screaming battery vine

HAHAHA

fuck

It was excellent but yea I'm 100% good with reply there

Actual photo of me

Gimme ur nog

ALL ur nog

Unless it's bolthouse farm's limited edition holiday nog.

That doesn't even count as nog

It's more like

Notg

blakeroo: teleport here and help me dye my roots

Don't tempt me!!

They're so bad right now but god damn can I not muster up enough give a shit to undertake doing it myself rn

I wish teleportation was an option because I was going to suggest you come up but it's such a stupid drive. And I was going to suggest coming down, but I cannot drive my sports car up a snowy mountain, guaranteed. lmao

Lmao right

Honestly if it was more like a 3-4 hour thing I'd consider it more seriously but 7-8 is just

So much

And yeah they suck about running plows up here, you'd be uber boned

Meet halfway!!

Ruin a hotel's entire stack of towels

Stain the shower red, leave them wondering if some lite murder happened

lol, I was more thinking I'd just go back with you and stay a couple days but hey.

Oh lmao

Don't @ me I'm tired

I Will Kill You

I was thinking of u the whole time Heather

But driving halfway and immediately driving back, twice, like, at that point I may as well just drive up because the math is the same

"what happened to Em?"
"idk she didn't make it back from Georgia, weird"

Hahahaha

The secret brotherhood of united hospitality workers coordinated to eliminate her for the greater good

The math is HALF, you goob!! lmao

But it's still a 5 hour drive, yes.

I wish I could send you my hair girl.

It's not half if you're driving half way then driving back then driving half way to return you and then driving back!!

That equals one drive there and one drive back!!

(3.5 to meet you half way and get you + 3.5 to return home) + (3.5 there to return you half way + 3.5 to go home ) = 7 to your house + 7 to go home!!

OKAY, CORRECT, I WILL CONCEDE BUT ALSO THIS DOESN'T HELP WITH THE ROOTS

Lmaooooo

Alas and forsooth

I suffer