when he's friendly or happy he's more doge

when he's more on Business Mode he's more catte

maybe he's legit a catdog, not like he ever knew his parents

and assumedly since in setting 'humans' is most humanoids they are probs fine to interbreed lol

phainein I guess I should confirm that lol

CATDOG REAL.........

yeah i imagine they're probably fine to mix like that

Catdog real...

in my head, 'humans' as a category are kind of like the way we use 'fish' irl

there are lots of things we can say Definitively Are Not Fish but the actual definition of what a Fish Definitively Is is kind of a nightmare

catdog real...

hell maybe he's just a fox

confused critter

honestly foxes are the irl catdogs as it is

his tail is fluffy he could be Many Things

long haired cat? fox? he is shaped like a Friend

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE'S A GOOD BOY- 'jess he kills people' THESE ARE NOT MUTALLY EXCLUSIVE

honestly he doesn't do THAT much assassin work. mostly theft and spying. but occasionally... yeah, hits

/he's also kinda a pimp but mostly just cuz there are a few sex workers under his care so he just kinda... inherited that role and it's mostly just a protection thing he doesn't earn money from it

Will: Why do I keep collecting more and more downtrodden criminals just because I'm nice and treat them like peop- oh oops I'm a crime boss now cool

it's extra funny cuz while he runs things he is not the face cuz no one could take him seriously esp the nobles and politicians he takes most of his work from

so his brother does all that stuff cuz he has a scary face even though he's even nicer then Will is

the most :3 boy to ever exist

he's too :3 to do his job!!!!

/he in fact can be very scary! he does his job well

/he just is too baby face

legit uses magic when he's on the job to hide what he looks like... both cuz that's just smart but also....

uppy can not do a kill that's illegal

he’s friend...

he can be your ouppy or yuor kbitty.........

are you saying poor Will has another face where his butt should be

I mean he has pants on who can say

seduce him for science, got it

/winkwonk

fluffy

Will: