the answer is obvious for wenshan: dodge

he will become the ultimate dodging pro (he is already the ultimate dodging pro)

idk if this would be funny but if vincent wants to run his ten laps, if gorgug finds wenshan in the library to wonder if he should hit him with lightning (...in a library), he can offer to heal his sprain and then leave them. for the next lightning encounter

if vincent can survive being around two of this low braincell energy

this should absolutely happen

idk the vincent player but i would be down for that circus. addition? from what i read, circus addition

vincent players says he'll survive

please make this worse, gorgug

ok

i jumped in

yes good

how is he a dodging pro if he got stabbed twice

....three times, actually

sshh that's why he's practicing

also does getting stabbed by wuyou really count

I didn't even count that one

that wasn't even a real stab!!!!

he used a prop knife!!!

it felt real in his heart

........he's not apologizing for it

GET HIM WITH THAT LIGHTNING!!!

he hasn't even done it

it's okay bro you never need to apologize for anything he'll back you up in all your wrongs

he argues he hasn't done anything wrong!!

he'll also back you up in all your rights!?

damn right he should

I love how quickly Ouyang Duyu just...accepted that they can have a positive relationship now

he was just waiting for an excuse

chu wenshan is just like "i have found my brother, that's my life purpose fulfilled, my new purpose is headpats"

eventually i will think of something appropriately stupid to spam ouyang duyu's inbox with