the pun value of the name must make it at least 25% more delicious

royal wedding might be a fancier tea, if i had to guess, but it's not as punny, and so alas, my hands are tied

I picked Ruby Sipper due to my strong anti-monarchist beliefs and issues surrounding the the House of Windsor specifically.

GOOD, FOLLOW YOUR HEARTS

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

I’m a basic bitch and Royal wedding feels more straightforward, flavor profile wise? So I’ll go with that

lolol

I have to remain true to my convictions. thank you for understanding, Roxy.

I pat ur head gently

SamuraiMarmoset: nah samu, both are delicious, so whichever wins, I win, so

I just flipped a coin

IM HAVING THE RUBY SIPPER

Ah rip I was going Royal Wedding

And here’s what they are!!!

THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TEA

IT'S AN HERBAL INFUSION

I have had a similar ruby sipper from tea and sympathy lol

UGH. That sounds so good rn

YonFellow: Yon I will destroy you

bitterends: it's so good.

accessories: IT'S SO GOOD AND ZESTY. ngl both are fantastic, so i win either way, but i do love me some hibiscus tea

Destroy me all you want, it won't make tea-less tea a thing

YonFellow: HIBISCUS AND ROSEHIP ARE TEA FUCK OFF

democracy thanks you, Roxy

Camellia sinensis - Wikipedia

Tea is a plant

Yon i take back my cute tree message to you, and also I'm stealing Lil from you faster

SamuraiMarmoset: it is welcome

NOTHING YOU DO TO ME WILL MAKE TEA NOT A PLANT

MAYBE NOT, BUT IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

oh shit lmfao royal wedding actually won in the end

WELL, FOR TONIGHT'S TEA, I WILL MAKE THAT ONE.

tea plant being a plant is in fact itself validation of tea-less tea since pretty much every common name for it I can find is the plant being named after the beverage

heck, even in English it’s “tea plant” or “tea shrub” or “tea tree”, not “tea”

Ooooooh these both sound good but the royal wedding one sounds tastier to me

trevenant: it is verrrry good

Roxy no what about democracy

I'M SORRY, BUT DEMOCRACY VOTED FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING

You can't steal me away from him because I agree with him. Good thing I went for the Royal Wedding in the first place XD

LilCosgrove: ET TU, LIL???

HE'S MY HUSBAND

I love the name Ruby Sipper, but Royal Wedding's ingredients look like it'd be super tasty.

LilCosgrove:

malkuthsoldier: they're SUPER good. I actually forgot to have it last night and made some peppermint tea cuz my tummy was kinda rumbly in a bad way...so i may have some this afternoon.