duck bastard
2024-12-07T16:27:36.000Z
> Indiana Jones Game: You can take pictures of stray cats for bonus xp and just as a fun thing to do :-)
> Gamer Man (tm) : bc Indiana was such a HUGE CAT FAN right?? this is such a weird feature >:C
> Gamer Man 2 (tm) : Trying to use logic with the WOKE BRIGADE is a waste
> Literally every other person: cats are woke??????????????
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duck bastard
2024-12-07T16:28:16.000Z
also apparently in the game, you're already taking picture of artifacts and such, so it's like... you're already doing this thing. the cats are just a fun bonus.
duck bastard
2024-12-07T16:28:38.000Z
but the kind of guys who whine about cat pictures being woke are bad at logic
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they're cats
it's a stupid side activity????
ʚ angel baby ɞ
2024-12-07T16:32:56.000Z
maybe jd vance made them woke lmao
Avis Hunter
2024-12-07T16:33:19.000Z
Cant have FUN in video games or its pandering to the GIRLS and SJWs!!!!! Video games are supposed to be gritty and dark and difficult!!!!!
Calliente
2024-12-07T16:35:18.000Z
See, cats remind them of cat ladies, which remind them women exist, and this is clearly Woke
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T16:37:30.000Z
I mean, the tried and true test to see if a dude is going to be an abusive fuckhead: is he Weird (TM) about cats
ʚ angel baby ɞ
2024-12-07T16:38:13.000Z
yeah maybe they're assuming "childless cat lady" made cats a, uh, cat whistle? but then I'm trying to use logic here which on fragile masculinity gamer bros is a waste
SakuraLatte🌸
2024-12-07T16:39:40.000Z
These people make me want to nap
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
2024-12-07T16:39:49.000Z
see, cat's are female coded! obviously! dogs would be less woke but still toeing the line!!
Haunted Boobs
2024-12-07T16:59:44.000Z
....isn't the cat thing just a fun reference to Indiana Bones, the Museum Cat that got super famous a few years ago?
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:00:48.000Z
who knows. cats are also just likeable animals that would realistically lounge in place for a million years for easy snapshots, so it could be anything
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
2024-12-07T17:00:55.000Z
cats c:
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:00:56.000Z
you know, if you're not a fucker
Haunted Boobs
2024-12-07T17:02:30.000Z
I swear a read a thing that referenced Indiana Bones - who is a real live cat, that was a stray that was adopted by the Museum of Osteology and has enjoyed internet fame since 2018 and has a whole Indiana Jones theme.
MR SEPHIROTH
2024-12-07T17:03:42.000Z
personally I read this like, wasn't there a cat in the old adventure game that was important for some reason and. yeah.
https://images.plurk.com/43PYFslFw4BcsB2y5ki3Fr.png
MR SEPHIROTH
2024-12-07T17:04:33.000Z
like idk man did y'all get mad about an indiana jones game forcing you to inspect cats to progress the plot or
Dragomorph
2024-12-07T17:05:06.000Z
i suspect the link is to "casual" gamer so attaching it to the MANLINESS of Indiana Jones broke their one remaining brain cell
Dragomorph
2024-12-07T17:05:28.000Z
since cat photography is the sort of thing you do in cozier games
Dragomorph
2024-12-07T17:06:04.000Z
(these are the folks who want Indiana Jones games where you whip the lady at the end and get "you stud" in addition to your normal congratulations message)
MR SEPHIROTH
2024-12-07T17:06:29.000Z
..........ew
Doctor Ansem
2024-12-07T17:06:56.000Z
Everything I don't Like Is Woke.jpg
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:07:47.000Z
yeah i think it's the difficulty thing
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:08:05.000Z
unless you're angry at the video game you're not actually having fun
MR SEPHIROTH
2024-12-07T17:10:26.000Z
is taking photos of artifacts difficult tho??
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:15:05.000Z
no but technically that is his job so i guess they can't justify being mad at that
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:15:31.000Z
but he hasn't ever cared about cats so they can be mad about that
Dragomorph
2024-12-07T17:16:00.000Z
oh no, I'm sorry, it wasn't "you stud" it was "big man" https://images.plurk.com/2qqNAoE5YFbSn3E2ki2KR6.png https://images.plurk.com/4O0uMHDxnELYLZ3iWEaC2a.png
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:17:04.000Z
he's trying to play Big Logic Man now and be like "who said cats are WOKE" and it's like
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:17:05.000Z
you?
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:17:22.000Z
guy, no one else was talking about ~woke~, we were all talking about taking pictures of cats in a video game
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:17:41.000Z
so if you start screaming about the woke brigade when everyone else is talking about cats, yes, people are going to point out you're saying cats are woke
七8九!
2024-12-07T17:17:53.000Z
why would you have fun in a video game, that's such a girl thing
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:19:11.000Z
look i genuinely have seen people who seem to believe that
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:19:34.000Z
at that point, just start ramming your forehead into a door if that's what you believe
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:19:48.000Z
I SAY THIS AS SOMEONE WHO CHEWED MY TEETH BLOODY ON CELESTE
Doctor Ansem
2024-12-07T17:20:44.000Z
I wondered why someone would insist on being able to whip someone in the credits, and that screen is illuminating.
Dragomorph
2024-12-07T17:21:29.000Z
it is, technically, replicating the ending of the actual Temple of Doom... which WASN'T A GOOD SCENE EITHER
Doctor Ansem
2024-12-07T17:21:52.000Z
So basically, these manchildren are desperately clinging to a past that is no longer happening, and they'll throw any snarl word that fits "not like thing I knew"
Dragomorph
2024-12-07T17:22:30.000Z
the best part is that is widely considered one of the WORST Indiana Jones games
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:31:57.000Z
i think the difficulty thing is also nostalgia tbh
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:32:26.000Z
because a lot of games used to be hard in a frustrating way, and people did not in fact have any fun playing them
Bro let your manly-man protag like cats.
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:33:08.000Z
but now people want that frustration because it probably reminds them of simpler times when they were kids, playing video games in their rooms
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:34:17.000Z
...and the people who don't have nostalgia are just following the crowd lest they be labeled as woke
at this point, if you don't like whimsy and fun then... why are y'all still playing games?
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:34:44.000Z
maybe i'm wrong of course, i just made this theory up
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:35:15.000Z
but it makes way more sense than people actually enjoying difficult games, at least to me
MR SEPHIROTH
2024-12-07T17:35:19.000Z
it does kind of align with how men aren't allowed to have any colors except like black and grey anymore
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:35:32.000Z
i do not enjoy difficult games lmao.
Also, this is a mainstream game with a IP everyone knows. the casuals are gonna be here, they are important to this game's survival.
七8九!
2024-12-07T17:36:35.000Z
i 100% completed ff7 twice for probably adhd reasons or something and i will say i much prefer when things are easy (thank you fire emblem phoenix mode)
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:37:32.000Z
now i appreciate challenge modes when you want something a bit more difficult, but that should still leave room for whimsy
Tonberry King
2024-12-07T17:37:53.000Z
chocoballs: i think it's nostalgia and also making "good at difficult game" a load bearing pillar of your personality
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:38:12.000Z
true, i forgot about the second part of that
七8九!
2024-12-07T17:38:20.000Z
after playing ten minutes of infinity nikki, whimsy no longer feels like a word to me...
Tonberry King
2024-12-07T17:38:28.000Z
so when anyone can come in and enjoy the game, regardless of skill level they freak out because they're no longer unique
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:38:39.000Z
way too many people take that too far /looks at the ongoing debacle that is FFXIV race to world first
why tf are you gatekeeping a game that is marketed to EVERYBODY.
Tonberry King
2024-12-07T17:40:44.000Z
pashchan: gestures at the villains in Incredibles and Megamind
CaptainAkaRed
2024-12-07T17:41:12.000Z
they're not men. They're 13-year-old boys that never grew out of their chuuni phase
Tonberry King
2024-12-07T17:41:19.000Z
^
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T17:43:20.000Z
/looks in Twitter thread where people are having a meltdown about taking pictures of cats
/sees them also complaining about "man chin"
probably... still. tourists or men that are still 13 year olds (derogatory) at heart.
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T17:43:53.000Z
no, I think these are 13 year old boys who have never been within 30 feet of a girl
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T17:46:01.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/2ABwDV6z7s1w2p7HaXVlJk.jpg
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T17:47:24.000Z
like, I'm sorry you've never kissed a girl, but I think it's obvious why that is
七8九!
2024-12-07T17:47:51.000Z
how dare she not look photoshopped...
I'm on my knees, begging them to realize that not every female character isn't made for titillation.
let the bitches have fucking chins. but apparently foaming at the mouth woman AND trans hatred won't let you.
maruah
2024-12-07T17:51:35.000Z
sorry weird chauvanist gamer person but as a seasoned Indy fan here the fact that Indy is getting with AT LEAST ONE LADY AND HAS ENTIRE CLASSROOMS OF OTHER LADIES trying to get at him means he likes pussy.
maruah
2024-12-07T17:51:49.000Z
therefore it is far from woke.
maruah
2024-12-07T17:51:52.000Z
the end
see?
bitches like men that like cats.
(both the animal and the thing most women have)
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:55:24.000Z
..........i mean we joke but i think that was actually an experiment that got run at one point?
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:55:25.000Z 2024-12-07T17:55:36.000Z
oh i see, it's the butt-chin she has
duck bastard
2024-12-07T17:55:40.000Z
like if a guy mentions he has a cat, women actually do find him more attractive, or something
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:55:51.000Z
it's subtle but it's there
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:56:27.000Z
and this type of person has decided that's a male only thing and an especially manly one, see Gaston and other hyper manly cartoon men
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:56:53.000Z
but that doesn't mean women can't have chin dimples
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T17:57:34.000Z
the "fun" thing is, she's pretty conventionally attractive, save for maybe the short hair, but these dudes have such limited tastes in women and then just assume that reality matches that
papermint tiger
2024-12-07T17:58:18.000Z
yeah this is just 'real woman have facial hair' all over again
Cookie Politics
2024-12-07T17:58:38.000Z
it's the equivalent to only eating McDonald's burgers and then pitching a fit when a place serves salmon instead
ɪᴄʜɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ✨
2024-12-07T20:53:08.000Z
Oh my god some men can be so stupidly
CaptainAkaRed
2024-12-07T20:54:25.000Z
...bruh, I have a butt-chin. We exist. These asshoels need to touch grass
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
2024-12-07T21:10:48.000Z
clearly that just means you're a man, sorry you had to find out this way
Nancy Crawfish
2024-12-08T05:55:29.000Z
I heard they were mad at the IJ game because a developer said they were trying to make the female character a good character and not just an accessory or something else no sane person would find objectionable
none of these assholes get rl maidens for a reason.
Cookie Politics
2024-12-08T15:17:11.000Z
of course something like that set them off, delicate snowflakes that they are
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