"Pre-dawn raid." "Yeah, like a pre-dawn raid, you know, like, take him by surprise." "Yeah, I got handcuffs." "You mean, like actual handcuffs? Or the ones you get with a Halloween costume from Walgreens." "Nope. Actul handcuffs." "Um......" [Everyone looking at eachother awkwardly.] "Look, just...say thank you. Okay?Yes."
"Hey, I'll read him his rights. Make sure everything's legit--" "Dude, no one gives a shit about that." "Law and Order, man. You don't read the bad guy his rights, he gets away--" "There's no more legal system, Jason." "We've living in some sort of fucking black hole anti-universe, I really don't think the Miranda warning--"
"So...did you ever... notice me before?" "Yeah, of course. That's why I stayed away." "Why?" "'Cause I was caught up in being straight." "You were very convincing." "Not my mom. She noticed early. I really love tap dancing, so she signed me up for peewee football." "She thought she was making your life easier."
"Yeah... Somewhere there's a picture of me in that tap class with a feather boa." "I need to see that picture." "I was always really good at football, so it was easy just to be like my friends. But now, I sort of feel like I'm 12 years old again. I'm starting over. Is that...Is that weird?" "Uh-uh"
"I was lonely. Becca is my best friend. I used to fall asleep at her house. And...one time... I don't know, it just happened." "You've slept with girls!"