it's a fire deck with ponyta, rapidash, vulpix, ninetails and magmar. that's it.

IM NOT GOOD AT THIS GAME but those 3 are easy to set up and ninetails attack has 90 damage (2 energy and loses 1 with each attack)

but there's a supporter card that gives +30 to rapidash, ninetails or magmar

which means ninetails can take out a Pikachu EX with one hit

i should start keeping count of the pikachu ex decks that concede once they realize this

this card. this card is my best friend

i had a charizard ex on that deck but then i realized i never needed it, so i took it out and added more support cards

takes notes, my fire deck is also my strongest

I also have a Lapras EX deck with two Misty cards, but the Misty is a coin toss card so I don't like it as much.

Tho I think it's a stronger deck, objectively.

i like the fire one better bc it's so simple

(Misty card is toss a coin until you get tails, u get 1 water energy for each head)

i suffered with like metwo ex and gardevoir for this to be like, the quickest, easiest wins I've had

I do lose with it, especially against water decks who get lucky with the Misty card

there's nothing more fucked up than watching a misty card do Nothing

other than, perhaps, watching a Misty card ruin my life

they both feel bad.

but in general I suffer a lot less with it than with any other deck I've tried

anyway i could never get into magic but i love this

stahlritter: GOD YEAH the fucking misty cards. And also the marowak Ex

watching those coins is torture

i run jolteon and zapdos in the same deck

it's an Experience

er zapdos ex

FUCKING ZAPDOS

I hate all coin toss cards

my fire deck for babies just won three matches in a row

when i get a second giovanni i'll trade an x speed for him probably

i fucking love rng and being fucked over by my own deck i know only the thrill of the gamble (pikachu ex was my first good card and i only had one and everything was lapras)

with my lapras deck if i dont get at least 2 water energies from the mistys i just concede

me winning with that deck depends entirely on getting energy

switched my language to Spanish so I could be a provider of cards in a different language and I am not enjoying it

wait, aren't all cards in whatever language you have it set to

by default

no, the cards you pull are on the language you have set your game in. If you get a wonder trade from someone playing in Korean the card you get is in Korean

tho u see it in ur set language when battling

when you buy flairs it tells you if ur sacrificing cards in English or in a different language

whoa

thank god i don't care

i would die

no Mexican Spanish tho so I am in pain

but I know in my heart I'll enjoy having cards in Spanish when trading comes around so I will persevere

i've seen pokego in spanish, i hate it

most literal ass translations i've ever seen

idk what's worse, thinking that they're AI or human made

YEAH IT'S NOT GOOD

idk how long I'll be able to take it but I do want some cards in Spanish before returning to English

this screen alone

SOBRES DE MEJORA

goodbye!!!!

EVERYTHING IS LIKE THAT

yeah so like pokego

a friend who plays the tcg (physical) once told us that the spanish cards go for less in the market

universally disliked

lmaoooo

opened the game to get a cap of one of my non-en cards and wonder pick Obliged

nice

wait i need to suffer, how did they translate wonder pick

alexa how do i make a phrase sound as unnatural and uncatchy as possible

me vs the word "elección"

words nobody ever says in the real world

rainpuddles: suffer with me

on happier news my lol fire deck got me the 5 wins in a row relatively painlessly

shout out to the people going into battles and immediately conceding

now that i have my wins, i will do this also

Shout out to benthic whose Wonder Pick gave me a Mew Ex

sobbing. now it's gonna be in spanish forever

hope people get to wonder pick that pull and they get it and also feel my pain

i'll say i have gotten picks that i'm pretty sure are from other languages and they always show in english for me

so idk if you don't have to go in there and change card language manually?

either way damn congrats

rainpuddles

if u have many languages u can see them in the other languages. but in matches and such, the text will be displayed on your set language

little global symbols tells u how many languages u own

ooohhh

i think it's very cute

cards

wonderpick calling you out

I AM HERE TO PROVIDE ESPORAS PARPADEANTES TO THE MASSES

god why are the translations all so bad