[cat owner life] oh right, taxi tried to make a run for it the other day when I was letting the dogs back inside, so i literally just. stepped on him.
TRY ME, MOTHERFUCKER
YOU STEP ON MIETTE.
YOU STEP ON MIETTE LIKE DOOR MAT?!
lol
fhdhsj omg. taxi you sealed ur own fate
HE KEEPS DOING THIS, HE KNOWS WHAT I'LL DO
one time i happened to be crouched down by the door for one of the dogs, and he tried to make a jump past me, and i just snatched him out of mid-air like the football
taxi this is sitcom behavior
or maybe james response is sitcom behavior, EITHER WAY. the things we have to do to protect our cats