i'm mad at my gyno for pushing my appt back so many times that it has come to this

no one wants to hang their hoo-haa out in the winter dammit

it would be nice if body parts were detachable so they could be sent in for checks and repairs

for organs slap in a temp one or whatever

my brain now wants to go off on a while side mission about temp organs and COMMERCIALISM and CORPORATE GREED and the poor having to survive off something that was just supposed to be temporary!!

100% almost walked out of the house with no pants on

My mom WOULD call in the middle of the exam

I put her on speaker phone

I don't know if I trust people enough to send that body part out for service.

Get it insured maybe, if they lose it I get upgraded with extra attachments for free

attachments!