I don't buy Monsters anymore cause turns out its owned by Coca COLa but you WANNA KNOW WHATS BETTER, CHEAPER, AND ADORABLE? ALANI'S. ALANI'S ARE SO GOOD. TRY A CHERRY SLISH ONE.

I don’t have Alani’s in my town, it’s literally only Celsius, Monster and Bang! AND I AM NOW ABOUT TO DRINK BANG ENERGY

HECK YEAH!

THAT WAS A TYPO I MEANT NOT, I WILL NEVER TOUCH A BANG ENERGY