because my dumbass had a 4:30am milk and brownie snack before remembering i need to fucking fast to get bloodwork done

i immediately went to get chinese food when i got done and now gammal and i are in a food coma

i did like half the tags in my inbox today and that's gonna have to be good enough

was going to flake on making the cranberry bacon & onion jam but then mom on the phone was like, "your uncle didn't doing any cranberry jelly because i told him you were bringing that" and ugh

i was Not going to get a lecture

i guess i can bring the canned cranberry jelly everyone is used to too, i snagged some on sale that was intended for me & gammal to enjoy on our own but eh

me squinting at my lab results

apparently something has my white blood cells up but no idea what

high cholesterol but that's bc of the pantoprazole + gerd combo

u can pry that med from my cold dead body

something or other seems to be giving me non-alc fatty liver, which is just not fair.