on the bright side it would be a very sexy trainwreck

I have no idea who that is, but I'm in as Lahabrea

draconic that's Agatha Harkness, who is....just as likely to use and fuck him over as his first wife sorry lahabrea. (better mom, though, so there's that???)

Erskine, which I think would be funny

lovedbythesun she'd be down but caitlin you have GOT to start making better romantic choices -

oh, rip (but at least being a better mom is... something?)

....agatha and erskine would vibe entirely too well, in the 'i do not trust you even a little' kind of way

YEAH her love for her son is one of like. three (3) redeeming qualities. (but it didn't save him. so she doubled down on the worst ones instead, like a healthy and mature person)

Agatha

someone get Rio in here

wiiiives

....i just imagined warden!rio and inmate!agatha, that would be so fucking funny

god, look at her; she's exquisite

right????

Agatha, you are one of those choices

Blitz would hit it

of course he would, blitz's taste is both good and blatantly self-destructive

warden!Rio and inmate!Agatha would be hilarious. she'd be so salty.

so much

"WHAT, WHY" "bitch literally all i have ever done is my job"

Sokie would be like slow nod, would hit that

Look there's nothing hotter than someone who could turn him into paste and isn't.

what's hotter than an evil woman!!

yeeeah, don't see her and Fives even getting off the ground XD

jdasl every else being horny on main and fives just going #NOPE

Iris is up for that

lol, yeah, just very much noooot his type XD

Morgan would def hit that.