big woop
1 months ago
So I was scrolling through Tubi and
https://images.plurk.com/22HESfRVWcXEqlzERPNzng.jpg
latest #13
big woop
1 months ago
I have to assume this is an attempt to ride the coattails of Cocaine Bear
big woop
1 months ago
... Fuck it I'm gonna watch it
big woop
1 months ago
"this thing's massive. I saw it eat an entire duffle bag. Full of meth."
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dragon time
1 months ago
big woop
1 months ago
"this animal is an apex predator." "And it's on meth."
big woop
1 months ago
"this town needs you more than I do. And besides, you can always come back and tend the bar when you're done killing... meth gators..."
big woop
1 months ago
"I'm telling you, this gator isn't going to OD. If we don't kill it before it gets to the Super Lab, it'll be invincible."
big woop
1 months ago
now the heroic DEA agent has entered a face-slapping contest to ingratiate himself with the local hicks
big woop
1 months ago
Sheriff: you got anything bigger?
Affable old barman, walking out from the back room with a grenade launcher: I got something.
Heroic young DEA agent: I thought you said the RPG wasn't real when we were younger!
Affable old barman: I lied.
big woop
1 months ago
The gator survived a direct RPG strike to the inside of its mouth and has now eaten the sheriff.
big woop
1 months ago
For the record the Gator has in fact eaten the contents of the Super Lab, which for some reason made it twice as big
big woop
1 months ago
And they killed it with the entire Memorial Day fireworks show
big woop
1 months ago
That's an hour and a half of my life I'm never getting back
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