A silly little network post. Collins has graduated!
Somehow.
Don't mind him being grumpy about it.
I'm going to ping his cr now but if you're not interested in it, no worries!
And BBitsaboi for Hanna's likely 'wth' reaction. :'D
I didn't put any spam indication on there, but I'm always down for spam options if you want them.
I have a great idea. hold on.
yes good
Oh! I need to go find a song! Must have a song for his posts. :3
Hanna.... /laughing
What are you up to.
Hanna. /laughing even more
just a little ginger guy being himself. you have to live with it Collins, he's slightly attached now.
Awwww.
Well, good. I like Hanna!!
BBitsaboi: would you like to edit 'good' into 'door before I reply?
I ask because I know how I am about finding typoes later sometimes.
phone tags autocorrect 
thank you
thank you
Phone tags are always fun. /nods in understanding
have a graduation present Collins
Awwww
EEEE! CONGRATS
Okay, found some music. And now I'm listening to a playlist of Erroll Garner music.
Ready Take One - Erroll Garner
Ready Take One - Erroll Garner
Durn, I wanna share the whole playlist. But that will do.
floofdoodle: Thanks! Collins is ignoring the obvious. And he refuses to be happy about this nonsense.
He still has things to get over!!
And one of them is that someone told him real death sucks. So there's two good excuses for him to linger around for a bit.
Speaking of which... that reminds me he needs to have a conversation with the Admiral.
Yeah, it isn't great
Yeah, he was content with death being nothing actually.
It's worse than that.
YAY COLLINS
Eeee go Collins yay :3
He don't get it but he's only complaining... a lot.
everyone for Collins: 
Collins:
Collins:
Accurate.
lol
BUDS! Hanna <3
oh Collins the grumpiest boy
Aerith is so happy for you
Thank you, Miss Aerith.
He still hates it but how can he stay grumpy while she's being nice to him. Huff.
He still hates it but how can he stay grumpy while she's being nice to him. Huff.
just you waiy he'll get a request tp give him a big gentle hug
Awwwwwwww
Oh, I just remembered. I need to think of a warden item for him!
I have...idea what it should be tbh
He hasn't checked the bathroom yet. Someone might have to poke him to do it. lol
floofdoodle: I knew I could count on Sweeney to ask the most important question. :'D
Damn right
tbf, whenever he talks to newly arrived people on the network, 'do you have a tub' is his general lead question
Yeah, I remembered that hehe
So I kinda wondered if that would be his first question here to confirm it.
It's just a good signifier. he's totally not hung up on it
Ahaha. Poor Sweeney.
Or. Or. Aerith could accidentally step on the 'I don't like it' button instead. Not her fault, all him being broody.
Aerith was expecting some sort of "bleh ick" since he was very unethused
she doesn't mind one bit
heheheh
waningsunflower Sorry, Sheehan. He's doing his best to remain cordial since congratulations was given. So short reply. (I thought of giving more in brackets but, well, I wasn't sure about a teal deer in brackets atm. orz)
lool nbd!
He appreciates it. Or he will later in the day when he's settled a bit more.
There you go. Delight in catching Vinny offguard.
it is a delight.
Sleepy not!vampire is sleepy~
I am amusing myself terribly with this.
You've woken EVERYONE up collins. EVERYONE.
(just him0
Also reasonably sure he isn't aware it's morning.
Or day time in any capacity.
/laughing. I love it.
Collins just like 'no, he's not dead! I'd be murdering people if he were dead. You know that!' But also... kind of relieved and it's Vincent so he Knows how much Collins cares for the little stoat.
Yes indeed.
And while Vincent is cranky (mostly because his nice deep rest was suddenly disturbed by PIANO JAZZ AND IRISH SWEARING honestly why he thought it was Yuffie and not Cait Sith (yeah I know more scots but close to unawake ears)...
He still left direct numbers for the vet people.
Ahahahaha.
God, he would not like to be compared to Cait Sith. 'Also, yer pronouncin' it wrong, lad. It's cat-sí. /said in perfect Gaelic'
Definitely more Scottish than Irish though.
BUT YES. He kinda made enough commotion for the comparison.
My vision is that vincent first opened the video network notif because he sleepily thought he was back on his world and it was a phone call. So suddenly Collins yelling to jazz music right in his ear was a treat.
Hehehehehe.
Poor Vincent always getting messages from loud friends.
Vincent forgot to silence it okay! ;o;
Hehehehe
Trevor. :|
Trevor is so good
even shitheads have friends Collins 
Trevor is so good. Love him.
Look, he..... appreciates you not calling him a monster. That's surprising.
And. Collins outted himself, oops. (Kekeke)
the M word is rarely used in Hanna's vocabulary. monsters live in actions, they aren't what people are.
Collins is used to him being a monster because of his actions. So, yeah.
Appreciated
it's cool buddy.
He will continue to grump at Hanna but the lad has grown on him. He would probably protect Hanna in a future event. While complaining the whole time.
+1 grumpy friend for Hanna!
nammah: Aerith 
She's too good.
she's here for you friend 
She says he's too good to her but she's way too good to him.
He's never going to get over having her in his life.
Hanna needs no protecting he says while throwing himself bodily in front of someone to protect them. it's fine. if he dies he'll just come back. it's so easy to help people here
Hanna...one day Aerith is gonna smack you and mean it 
he knows to be a little more subtle around her for this now. have fun catching him in the act.
Collins will tattle on you, Hanna. And berate you on his own as well.
Stop being stupid, boyo!
he's probably going to break his boyfriend by being self sacrificing at some point and that will be the cap on that requirement for graduation I'm sure
Phhhffft. XD
The way these guys graduate, amirite?
Hanna needs the lesson at least three times before it sticks.
Vinny doing him a favor by making it probably stop at three.
Vincent just having to deal with bs...sorry Vins
I still need to decide on a warden item. Ahhh.
Remember to think on that, self!
weasel
LMAO!
I love both of those for hilarity's sake.
...god, Hanna did give him a paper weasel for graduating. :3
What if...
that's adorable...paper weasel is warden item? just keeps it in his pocket 
Kinda leaning towards that, yeah.
It would be cool, too, if it like came to life to literally lead him. Or it unfolded to give him directions like a map if needed.
I might have to inquire about this!!!
Hanna actually does have a guidance spell that works like that, so it would be a bit par for the course of what something he made could do
Heeee. see, perfect.
I can't think of anything that Collins has or would want that could be turned into a decent warden item. I mean, in canon all he has are the clothes on his back and his weapons.
And idk about a piece of piano wire or a gun being a good item. (I mean, maybe but also nah no thank you.)
But Hanna's little present... would be cute and oddly fitting!
I might just, like, have it turn into his item once he gets his first inmate. Until then idk maybe he's just naturally avoiding warden locked areas out of habit and doesn't figure out what his item is until then. XD
Hanna would be thrilled he keeps it anyways.
It's definitely on a shelf in his room right now. Next to some records.
adorable.
Old man contract killer secretly likes fluff, news at eleven!
Hanna just making him an army of paper weasels
HAH. Cute.
All sizes and colors.
makes him a life sized one
HAH. Companion for his companion.
It gets shredded within a week.
Oops.
it would tho xD but that's okay! it's enrichment
Yes! His little stoat needs all the enrichment it can get. And Collins needs all the secret smiles watching the little critter gets out of him.
Hanna just giving him a box full of shredded paper like, "He'll love it, let him go crazy."
Hah! That would be cute.
And then Collins gets to clean up the mess... lol
Exactly.
Someone needs to show Collins a fully decked pet store one day on a decent port trip. Just, like, all the toys he could get the stoat. Clear plastic tunnels, a ball pit, fake mice, etc.
Someone gives him a wrapping paper roll and the stoat goes crazy for it
lol
He does have tunnels for the little guy!
But they are maintenance pipes so not as fun as they could be.
Ahhh, yes. the clear ones would be fun
Then he can watch! Or get some soft ones that he can bounce and mess with the little brat all he wants. kekeke
Pffft amazing.