So I regularly clog my toilet with my boulderlike rock hard concrete poops

last night it actually overflowed

BIG FEAR

I eat whole sprouted grain products that are full of indigestable seedy bits

so now I'm going to have to clean all my indigested poop seeds off my floor today

time to just pour bleach all over the floor

(thankfully I have my own bathroom and I'm the only one that uses it so it's just my own grossness and germs, but still a disgusting task lol)

oh and DOUBLE thankfully, my dad is a trained plumber because his dad owned his own plumbing business and taught him everything he knows, even tho my dad went into the church and piano. so he managed to fix the toilet without making even more of a mess

Oh no