man

Omg I needed that chuckle

scouts are taught not to put food in their tents, for animals with rip into them... except for Raccoons, they just unzip.

I remember camping as a kid, we had a raccoon just brazenly steal and run off with our bag of marshmallows despite Holly barking her head off at it (she was a small-medium dog but had a bark of a dog four times her size)

the neighborhood racoons and my dad are engaged in an eternal war wherein the racoons keep pulling a little fountain pump out of the water in his garden every night just for funsies and he has to set it back up again

this has been going on since I was in elementary school.