1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

2. Dwayne "The John" Rockson

3. Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson

4. Rock "The John" Dwayneson

5. John "The Dwayne" Rockson

6. John "The Rock" Dwayneson

5

are write-ins acceptable

4

yes

do you dwayne what the john is rocking

7. "The Son" John Dwaynerock

4

definitely 4

yeah I think the combination of Dwayneson and being called The John is hard to beat

yeah it's 4

3

"the dwayne" is way funnier to me than any other option

and i prefer it over 5 because it's like. still more or less his actual name

3 is traditional

the other variants are all just iterating on it which is why I figure if you're gonna go beyond 3 you might as well try to maximize the nonsense

Dwock 'The Jane' Rohnson

3