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Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies

"No one's forcing me to have a baby," Ellen said of her decision to leave the United States. "Okay, sure, I can't have one for biological reasons — and I'm a lesbian — but still. Hands off my uterus, Trump."
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Portia de Rossi said it was hard to leave California as an actress who isn't getting any more work, but it was all worth it. "I'm just glad no one will force us to be pregnant ever again," she said. "Which is good, even though it's impossible."
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