this is p. much how I feel like it went yea XD 
... I see no lie XD
Sauron: TELL ME YOUR NAME
Pippin, in terror, reverting to his childhood habbit and his mind spewing out every excuse he's ever made all at once: sdlkjachclkjswhdlfkjschlakjshlkjcshl
Sauron: uhhhhhhhhhh
there is no lie