sometimes Reddit is funny

my coworkers were talking excitedly about this yesterday and I didn't realize that they were talking about Jake Paul, like what

the youtuber???

apparently???

.....so who won anyway?

glances

jake paul??

Spectreselva: both of them, in that they basically showed up, phoned in the sleepiest fight ever, and got paid

Oh damn

i followed this with a tad bit of interest because jake paul is an asshole, and mike tyson is an interesting human being. check out this interview with a child:Happy Punch (@HappyPunch) on X

jake did it for clout and mike did it because why not, he’ll hit a man that asks to be hit

the summary of the fight is basically: tyson came out big and strong, but he’s 58 years old with an active stomach ulcer and a bad foot, and his endurance ran out after the first round. younger stronger jake had it in the bag after that and it sounds like it was kind of a lackluster fight

i didn’t actually care enough to watch it

my favorite part was tyson slapping him during the weigh in for being a disrespectful shithead

now they’re both a little richer

I wish Tyson had actually put a shithead in the ground, but, yeah, he's 58 with an active stomach ulcer and a bad foot

Yeah and wasn't he just in the hospital too in like june?