4, 18, 25!

4. Sleeping on/around others? Listen Greed has no shame and no problems sleeping with people. And even if it doesn't include fucking, he never really goes to bed alone. HE MAY skip out come the early morning, but he prefers having someone around a night

WHILE HE DOESN'T USUALLY have to sleep, if he does? You best bet he's got his arm, leg, and whatever else tossed around whoever's sharing a bed with him. He's also no stranger to having people fall asleep on his ass. THIS IS JUST headcanon so waves hand

But I imagine he runs hot so when it's cold? They're cold. Toss em on a homunculus

18. What flusters them? AHAHHAHAH actual affection STARES AT THIS ENTIRE MEME

Like if someone is being sweet or kind or just something that tilts in the general direction of romance that's not just ... Fucking. That'll fluster his ass faster than anything just

HA HA man my avarice sure is something isn't it and he just fucking exits stage left or laughs the whole fucking thing off because he doesn't know Jack shit about any of that

(he does but it's kind of this weird idea and he always just goes back to it being greedy) sometimes he's as dense as a fucking brick

Insert carbon joke here

25. How do they deal with having a crush? ALONG THE SAME LINES he doesn't. He ignores it, shrugs it off, plays it all off like: "That's cute and all that you'd think that but that's not how it works." Just basically waving it off all casual

But if he's ever alone and thinking too hard it's just a quiet: fuck

It is not uncommon for Greed to wake up with Martel wrapped around him. In a normal fashion. He is warm. She is snek. Snek like warm.

He won't admit it but she knows he enjoys the snuggles.

LIKE HE WOULD SAY NO also don't call him out on this

She says nothing and goes to make coffee