pineapple!

whaddaya mean, that's not important?!

Good for you!

missing "o"?

this is a very important announcement indeed. Do say more about said pineapple. And does it go on pizza?

it goes on Hawaiian pizza!

also on cocktail sticks, my fork and various other dishes and implements.

not a fan of Hawaiian pizza. Though not of the, "Pineapple never goes on pizza, and if you think it does, you're evil..." sort. I've not had a good pizza with pineapple, but I've not given up on the idea entirely.

each to their own!

Do you like cranberries?

they're ok.

Hm, ok. I have a recipe for a great tangy gelatin dessert with pineapple and cranberry—but if you aren’t a fan, you probably won’t like it.

he might like it.