i am SO brain dead rn forgive me for lack of tags

you are not forgiven, but i will consider if you give me evens for lestat. or as many evens as you want to do

ok give me all the odds. make theo do all the qs

WEEP

deet it or beat it theo

give the people what they want

yeah theo your public awaits

fk

LESTAT: 1. yes, but mostly cuddling others and not the other way around. i dont think he's particularly USED to being held/cuddled and probs has a longer track record of clinging to others. he's more likely to get irritated by little niggling things if he is the one being held LMAO.

louis of course is an exception to most of these and the novelty of being cuddled by louis will override fussiness for a good while

LESTAT: 2. BIG SPOON!! he likes to feel large

LESTAT: 3. yes he will hug, but mostly out of joy/excitement for the average person. if its for comfort its likely one of his loved ones, and once again he will be more open to instigating the contact than being on the receiving end.

LESTAT: 4. louis is his preferred mattress/weighted blanket, everyone else can kick rocks!!!!!!! but yeah he'll conk out pretty quick despite having company, but will be more picky about who is Touching Him

LESTAT: 5. he aint no country boy quitter baby hes a giver (imo he'd squirm all over like a fish if someone attempted to massage him. offended. ) he's very casually touchy though so he'd probs enjoy massaging others

i love all of these are lestat is a hissy cat about being touched but will drape himself over people like a blanket

LESTAT: 6. does he like to hold hands hell YEAH!!!!!!!!!! putting those giant mitts to use (he likes to tangle fingers)

LESTAT: 7. fave place to be touched - tbh i think he's a hair guy... brings some comfort to him, bit of caretaking, very intimate.

LESTAT: 8. fave place to be kissed - he's a romantic OK I think he just likes being kissed on the mouth.... special mention to kissing the little scar next to his lips 🤭

LESTAT: 9. how is he with PDA? adores it, but is very used to keeping it on the down low. i imagine in the modern day he would delight in it, though likely still uses it as a type of performance art to rile an audience up. a little bit would go a long way.

LESTAT: 10. ticklish? yes, but it's probably somewhere stupid like behind his knee. honestly you dont need to give him another reason to laugh hysterically.

LESTAT: 11. love language? god uhhhh im gonna say that gift giving is how he expresses love, but he feels loved the most via physical touch. confirmations via verbal affirmations help too of course, but i think he needs that physicality.

LESTAT: 12. playwrestling/sparring? HUGE yes imo he likes a bit of boyish roughhousing!! finds it very fun and horny with louis and likely vents a bit of frustration with armand. probably less fun with a human because they'd just fall apart. boo.

LESTAT: 13. sharing/trading clothes? i mean, as long as said clothes are not designed especially for an occasion, sure. he'd likely be over the moon to see louis in any of his clothes, and would for sure pinch his in return. -

- like to think he steals daniel's old clothes and makes them rocker chic too. and obviously he always wants to use armand as a personal barbie.

LESTAT: 14. hair being played with? yes absolutely, he would demand it after the first time it occurred. you gotta be gentle though, thats his pride and joy.

LESTAT: 15. being groomed/grooming someone else? yes and we all know that armand is the target here. lestat is fascinated by how angelic and pretty he is and has wanted to put him in a bath, wash his hair and then dress him up cutely for centuries. -

- i dont know if he would neccessarily let armand do the same, but he'd likely melt if louis fussed over him like that.

LESTAT: 16. giving/recieving gifts! giving!! receiving less so, but he will try to return it tenfold. gabrielle gave him his most important items to him as a young man and i think that's really stuck with him, in addition to showering nicki and his family with magnus' wealth from afar. -

- he likes to provide well for his loved ones, even if he isnt around. likewise with gifting armand the theater, funding louis' businesses etc.

LESTAT: 17. responding/saying i love you? tbh lestat is really attracted to people who find it difficult to express their love, unfortunately. he does say it a lot but tends to give it weight when he does, he just tends to fall in love with a lot of people. -

- louis of course, forever number 1. i think he would either cry or laugh hysterically upon being told that he is loved. likely both.

LESTAT: 18. what flusters them? sincere, personal expressions via art or music, even if untrained - as long as it is without pretence. the concept of belonging. absolute submission.

LESTAT: 19. how do they flirt? how doesnt he flirt????? shamelessly, but loves to snowball the intensity over time. often its a sprinkling of teasing and flattery, implications to make the mind race. he is indeed an absolute menace and flirting is his favourite sport.

LESTAT: 20. cooking/sharing meals? uhh i mean he does love to crack open a warm one with the boys (louis), defs into blood sharing if the other party is also interested. i think hes probably cooked soup once or twice as a human lmao.

LESTAT: 21. spoil or be spoiled? i know the stereotype of lestat is that he IS spoiled and like, true - but he spoils himself, and anyone he adores. others spoil in allowing his behaviour but he sure does love to heap gifts onto people and arrange finery for them.

LESTAT: 22. ideal date? special outfits, attending musical or theater events - of high quality - maybe dancing afterwards, hunt and kill someone for dinner, casual walk home, fuck until exhausted and then curl up in coffin together.

LESTAT: 23. something they find attractive in others? ruthlessness. power. being unapologetically themselves. having passion for something other than social standing. hunger for something - being the one to offer a temptation for them to lose themselves in. not falling for his charms immediately - seeing through the physical beauty.

LESTAT: 24. fastest way to endear them to someone? don't be too desperate for him, keep him on his toes. have something that you are passionate about beyond social status. -

- being well cultured and informed helps a lot, as well as being humble about your strengths. if you are on a high horse, he will immediately want to knock you down a peg. be able to hold a conversation. be a musician tbh

LESTAT: 25. how do they deal with having a crush? be super normal about it obviously - find excuses to spoil them, just ~ happen ~ to be in the same places, shamelessly flirt, somehow end up as the center of attention in places their crush is, tug some strings to always get closer and closer. -

- unless its armand, and then its mostly tugging pigtails and ignoring him but still quietly giving him stuff and making sure that hes surviving ok and asking the vampire queen to spare him bc hes so annoying but he does love him

okay im DONE you heathens

heheh this was so good ty

leftbeef: nyehehe thank you for trapping me with them..

ugh lestaaaaat