Aviators - Red (Acoustic Version)handsoplenty so a couple weeks ago I have started to see shades of color more deeply/better than I could before. Every so often, tastes get heightened. my appetite crashed post-election (unsurprisingly) but I expected food to taste like ash but it's better than ever

I believe in men for that

Yes!

One of my guy friends downloaded the app to fuck around

... my mom just asked me what the 4B movement was..I said it was basically the Lysistrata plot but she didn't know that one either

so I further explained that the men of the community did something that the women didn't like so the women refused to have sex with them until it was fixed

Mom said: good, they don't deserve anything right now

excellent

And yeah there's a lot of people on the train for it and a LOT of divorces happening and I'm just "this has to happen \:|/" Though it's not like incels ever got laid anyway

Not funny but I can't find the older one because I'm just not doing regular news until they INVESTIGATE LIKE REAL SHIT FFS

arrest the motherfucker

Not that I'm in the dating scene anymore (thank eternity), but i think it's funny I'd have to carry around proof i voted for Harris

rofl to be fair, some are extreme enough to be like "no men get sex" but I think that's really extreme since A LOT of white guys voted for Harris. Also the demo breakdown is bullshit. INVESTIGATE RAWWWWWWWR I am going to rip journalists to shreds if I get half a chance

I laughed so hard. He deserves it

silverwolfcc: You know this is insane, stupid and won't work?

But the manstrual cycle is funny.

DNCMediaCollusion: What won't work?

I laughed

"But CC you're in favor of capitalism" I'm in favor of evolution of economics and ADAM SMITH capitalism, not this exploitation shit which is evil af and anti-Jesus

THE FUNNY PART MY RADIO TIMING

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (An...

CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) on X

Cw: colorphobia / CLOWNS

I like clowns.

Past-Kyle was an asshole. I want to play D&D

I want to too

Wilson as a Disney CEO? What a terrible idea. And I thought that Iger was that bad.

If he starts throwing junk at Disney like what he is doing to EA, then we’ll all be in for a world of disaster

why do we have ceos again

Don't worry I'm working on it

Wish I could tell you something more reassuring or HOW but unlike Nobunaga "trust me"

Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) on XHOLY SHIT HE IS NOW MY FAVORITE

i don't get it

moosechangerpat DOES THIS COUNT FOR MY BINGO SQUARE?

COMPLETELY REPHRASING: ^
Journalist: (trap question) can you resolve the Gaza Strip in the next two months, a conflict that has been going on since "forever" historically?
Biden: Lean a back a little and let that cameraman smack you with your camera

AKA: GO FUCK YOURSELF

We wanted Dark Brandon to come play

I am sooooooooooooooo fucking annoyed with journalists now THE MOST I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFETIME SO FAR so this is just MWAH

:|

Ugh can't go all the way back so enjoy your horror

... dear god. If that's real...

oh 100% it is I do not exaggerate when I say Trump's admin has plans to kill us all but me specifically VERY PAINFULLY

He even said on twitter he doesn't wipe

But don't worryArizona will soon allow 'toilet-to-tap' drinking wat...technology advances we just need to get rid of the psychopaths standing between us and progress

He's low key saying "I've smeared my smegma and feces all over the Fox studio for the last ten years"

Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) on X

I MEAN

I HOPE SO BUT ALSO ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

High-key saying

I love how she leans away from him

Even other brain-rot Fox hosts don't have that level of real-life rot

Danmit i can't find the Nurgle meme, it's on my busted laptop

Nurgle worship, spread the love, hail Grandpa Nurgle etc

Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) on X

uh-huh

How have we gotten to this point

I'm not allowed to even voice my theories yet but by Jan 6 I'll let you know right or wrong (it's written down lol)

Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) on Xmoosechangerpat if I don't have a way to tell you in person ((for those following at home -- Moosey is sleeeeeeeeppppiiing))

You know what this is about

Looks like I'm ceding at LEAST ONE Bingo Square to the prophet of vigor here

Holy fucking shit this goes so beyond clown world I have no words for it

adskjas;ldkjas;dlkjasd;klj HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH

My 80+ year old Grandma just said Trump should have been shot instead alsdkjas;lkdj damnnnnnnnnnnn

Trump taps Rep. Matt Gaetz as attorney general

Hail Satan

...so... Satan is just a supportive friend is what you're saying, ok.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

Christians are currently begging literally to be gaslit

I heard that a significant portion of the Jesus Fandom voted red bc they believe he's the Antichrist and are trying to speed run the book of Revelations and the coming of the Messiah

Evangelicals being a Death Cult was not on my Bingo card

You are correct that is why annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

Governors of Contrition Sounds familiar

SADLY My literal bingo card DOES HAVE THAT but it goes worse because Moosey and I reversed QAnon shit and another thing you MIGHT GUESS BUT I can't say yet

God (literally, I'm praying)

I just my whole life my dad raised me like Anathema in Good Omens except without the superstitious part; but very "These are all the signs of the coming apocalypse, Christian cultists will try to end the world because we do not teach dream interpretation in Western philosophy, IT IS YOUR JOB CC TO PREVENT IT"

Ppl be like "That's too much for one person" and I just shrug like "I thought he was batshit insane so it's not like it bothered me."

I'm unfortunately blinded by my optimism

the literally blaspheming bothers me more than the "WE WANT THE ANTICHRIST TO BRING JESUS BACK" because

They've been like that since the 90s and ALONE it's annoying because it's incorrect but it's like seeing the fandom be like "There is no found family themes in " OKAY WELL YOU'RE WRONG But whatever

The literal blasphemy...................

That's harder to fix and literally over my head. So it's on God to fix.

IF In the next week, he doesn't, then I get to make some stronger moves.

woodrift: I MEAN I LITERALLY USED TO BE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT 2020 broke me some BUUUUUUUT

what bothers my is that it feels like we didn't even read the same book

the Jesus I read about would have braided whips and flipped tables long ago

I still do know I can literally VERIFILY CHECK AND CERTIFY "No this is the evidence"

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I MEAN He never EVER EVER used a whip

That was Nazi propaganda

BUT

America’s Very Big Blasphemy Problem | by CC | Nov, ...

ANNNND the totality of it I can't say until Jan 6th (ish, earlier if shit comes real) when I will just be like "SO I HAD A MENTAL BREAK AND --"

But yeah like the thing about Revelations is; it's what would happen 1) if there is no Christianity 2) Christianity fails and humans descend into madness 3) Jesus has to end the world because humans have gone past their event horizon. SO OFC IT BOTHERED ME BECAUSE "That will never happen"

But to a degree in a WEIRD VERY VERY WARPED TWISTED WAY You can argue that the most severe of the cultists (aka the prosperity preachers and televangelists) are also subverting the doomsday prophecies by taking it onto themselves buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut it's also WHOLLY UNNECESSARY SO THEY SHOULD NOT AT ALL AND

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LIKE I SAID

OVER MY FUCKING HEAD TO DEAL WITH. [I think] God wants me to fix economics and I will.

Fixing the church is baby's bro job

Moosey's fixes morale He is the mask I hide behind. Like Phantom of the Opera.

Moosey & I did set some things in motion but \:|/ are they going? I LITERALLY ONLY HAVE FAITH & trust And maybe we're crazy, but I came to grips with that when I was 8

TBF I thought two things would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy worse and found them VERY reassuring

1) 2022 midterms. It was VERY delicately balanced to avoid a MAGA civil war that they CLEARLY DESPERATELY ALL WANT (hence their pent up GRRRR-ness now lol)
2) Yesterday Biden meeting with Trump. Believe it or not.

Biden had such a shit eating grin that I want to believe that he pulled the T off of every keyboard and that he's privvy to the wildest prank in history

3) SPIRITUALLY SPEAKING. It's all very Sermon on the Mount. Cheaters shouldn't prosper, and the patient are rewarded. IT IS REALLY REALLY FUCKING HARD DO NOT GET ME WRONG. And one of the many things I am trying to fix

Exactly

EVEN TRUMP WAS JUST so like "This is a really nice day and everyone is being nice to me" And Roger Stone was like "The Dems are playing 5D chess I am scared" CC: You should be

Plus Biden is Catholic so I THINK he is getting help from the right places if you will

I'm trying not to go deep into Conspiracy Mode. I know we're collectively in the Bargaining stage of grief. I think this election was a lesson for the mystical types as well, to learn how to separate our ego from what we are reading

so I'm trying to knock it too much of my hope into things. I know that blinded me before

that said, I have a feeling that Harris is working in the shadows like some sort of panther.

I can't confirm anything but that is the impression I'm getting.

and AOC said to give them a sec, they will talk about it soon enough

Exactly

My Dad DEFINITELY thinks Moosey and I are just in denial / stages of grief but I'm not

It would in fact be easier for me to accept "American wants me dead. OKAY " buuuuuuuut I do have enough evidence I know that's just not true

And not just "certain people are brainwashed" I MEAN EVEN BEYOND THAT

I want to believe . gif

I'm counting down the /checks notes/ minutes :|