pros he beautiful

cons he dyin

pros: tiddies

cons: dying tiddies

drell tiddy window disease

absolutely deadly

they are amazing tiddies but they are tiddies not long for this world

tiddy window into his soul

as the disease progresses, the tiddy window gets wider… tragic, truly

time to press the face against the window

also you get reiner who also has tiddies and … is doomed to die in a few years LMFAO SO

(as in curse = GONNA DIE BUD)

the 'great tiddies soon to expire' ship

bicepsbrigade: THE WAY THAT THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS NEVER GETS OLD WHEEZE

LMFAOOO IT'S SO GOOD

doomed ships tho good shit

get that tiddy before it's gone!!!

the tiddy with an expiration date

Is good tiddy!!!

Also if thane doesn't mind a radioactive dickhead, Cooper has never fucked aliens so that's a new fun adventure

ronsencock: oh my god. I actually MUST see them interact now. team dads

thane can handle him lol

thane: i can take him
someone else: in a fight right
thane: >:]

Thane can do both

A multitasking king

Also they should def interact

he can definitely do both c:

Look I'm just saying Cooper is def on borrowed time himself if what I think they'll end up doing with him happens lol

Dad's who are hanging around and are great at killing

LMFAO he does have borrowed time written all over his crispy ass