WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is reportedly drafting articles of impeachment against President Elect Trump for his involvement in the 2024 presidential election.
"He won, and that's against the law," Pelosi said. "And, quite frankly, he's admitted it. He's admitted to winning the election, but no one is above the law."
"He must be held accountable for this heinous crime," Pelosi continued. "This is an urgent matter. We don't have time to deal with citing actual reasons why he should be impeached. That's not necessary. The important thing is to make sure he gets impeached for... something...
We cannot let him be president again because that would be very bad for me, and that's illegal."
Kentucky Congressman Thomas Massie thanked Pelosi for her service and assured her he would place the articles of impeachment in a brand-new special filing cabinet that looked suspiciously like a trash can.