why can't i have one, game

oh that'd be awesome...

you go into any fuckin bandit cave and 75% chance there's a nix hound or two that they've got in there!!!!

that never attacks them!!!! and is a good bug-puppy for their illegal needs!!!!!!!!

I WANT A NIX-HOUND TOO

also always very funny to go into a drowned shipwreck and find a skeleton with an unused potion of water breathing ftr

like buddy i think you missed your chance here

i bet there's a mod for that

idk what your mod situation is tho

dfasfda i'm going in raw

because i started the game up without internet, so i've just. been like this.

the true experience of my childhood

well, minus the game having a long loading screen to disguise a whole ass reboot

you are so valid for this

also stumbled into a dreamer/ash slave cave while poking around islands, which was a normal experience

up until

James, over a thin rock path over so much lava: huh, what's that at the end-
Dagoth Somethingorother:
James, scrambling to find a piece of scenery to hide behind: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck -

OOPS

Haj-Vakka to Melius one day casually over drinks: - and anyway, really, I will at least take that compared to an archer, a thing like that gives away its spells from a mile away, so you either need the widest space imaginable, or somewhere more dense with other objects to block their magic, and then it's just a matter of wearing them out for a stab
Melius:

"..... do you want soup?"

Haj: soup would be nice : )

of course there's a mod for that lol (there's one that lets you run a bandit hideout that gives you a little white one as a pet)

GASP......................

fuck i guess i have to actually look at mods now

imma helpAdanumuran Reclaimed

I do NOT believe it requires any extra scripting or use of Open MW so

my sneak ability is now at a point where I can accidentally run in full view of an orc bandit, hastily drop into a sneak before he notices me, and crit hit him with my spear

murder thief is in full force

murder thief murder thief

there was an interesting discussion on SA about how in the early days of Morrowind modding, the mods were all just a bunch of young kids putting whatever the hell they wanted into it

and now all the modders are adults who want more morrowind

so you see a really drastic shift in how lore accurate things get

lmao yeah makes ssense

a regular refrain as i explore the islands east of vivec and south-ish of molag mar: "the fucking ash statues again!"

just casually screaming as i try to evade both a bonewalker and a barbarian with a very mean axe swing

FUCK BONEWALKERS AND THEIR STAT-LOWERING SPELLS

"james you have like a million potions that could fix any of that" BUT WHAT IF I NEED THOSE. LATER.

yeah

yeah

this has to stop being so relevant foreverwhen you have to conserve every single healing item ...

BUT I ONLY HAVE 85 OF THEM

> James: i should stop playing soon. I should. I had some of my mobile games to poke in on before roll over and such.
> James: /finds an underground maze in an island crypt
> James:

ALAS... .MY SECURITY IS NOT ENOUGH FOR A LEVEL 90 LOCK TO GET INTO THE SEPULCHER.....

i'll come back for you one day, tukushapal in the marvani tomb.....

dfkjasldf got jumpscared from a ghot hiding in a corner and startled poor nepeta off my lap

honestly there were no creepy whispers from ghosts long dead in the arys tomb, just undead monsters, so i am suspicious of whatever the fuck they're doing in their lives

anyway, my save slot names,

oh god it flies

oh god it flies

the first use of that one was way back when i had just gotten off the boat and was poking mudcrabs in the swamps

saw a cliff racer and panicked

NO THIS IS THE SWAMPS, WHY ARE YOU HERE, I'M CHEWING ON CRAB