Whoops sorry Papa Musto guess you have to go to (checks notes) Italy, where you haven't lived since you were three.

At least all your naturalized cousins'll be there with you

He's. Never tried to naturalize?

He naturalized but Stephen Miller out here talking about 'denaturalizing' citizens

They never think the leopard is going to eat their face.

the reddit for Leopard's Eating Faces has been CHUGGING

God i can imagine.

sdlfk,jsdf

dark humor is life right now ok

something something karma

Can't feel bad about it sorry

Ahhh, YIKES

pfft, don't worry, they'll only denaturalize brown and black people >.<

my oldest brother's family are HUGE trump nutjobs and he's naturalized, would serve him right if he got denaturalized

I had a long talk with Sergio about potentially gearing up for some not-quite-legal shit we might need to do to protect my cousin's husband.

And told him we had to start moving some money out of our banks and maybe into the safe in the house. He went "why" and I'm like "well what do you think is going to happen if the cops freeze our accounts."

My cousins who voted for orange are so fucking lucky Puerto Ricans have citizenship

wait until he starts asking (again) if he can trade away Puerto Rico for a whiter island

Lmao right...

oof

Oh how terrrrribleeee

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