i know everyone's expecting neuvillette answers but I have to say that if we let Enjou and Scar anywhere near each other at any hour it will eventually conclude in glorious amounts of fire

Good

"who are you?" "I'm you wearing the skin of a highly punchable nerd"

Scar: I want to trigger the end of the world and combine humans and monsters to survive it

I currently am throwing a fatui scar at Watersley which. To the extent I can even do fatui with my mid-Inazuma Genshin knowledge lmao

I think with churin and sqh it'll just be. Anxiety

If it's sparkle somehow KICKS! HER! OUT!

Churin and sqh has like. Sqh just like no it’s chill I will sit in a corner and meditate I don’t need to sleep you can have the bed

Aven vc no I'm not owing you for this. There's room just lay down???

This is sqh with most people really

Including his king

Especially his king

Shakes him

Enjou vc On the one hand, I love trying to end the world. On the other hand, I don't love succeeding, you know? It gets dreadfully boring afterwards.

Scar vc the point is if I end it right everyone will be more

The equivalent of flooding teyvat with the abyss so everyone mutates into abyss creatures and celestia can’t touch them, or something

I don't think watersley or scar are sleeping much

the bed may also not survive

yeah. which like. on the one hand the abyss is hungry including the abyss in him. on the other hand enjou uniquely understands why this is maybe a bad idea

snakesnakewhale: The bed is going to be both burnt and frozen. Soggy. Very broken. No security deposit

Also stained with blood and ichor and seawater

the rest of the room too

Even worse than Boothill and Aventurine and they ALSO managed to set a bed on fire--

(Vasha babe you can’t just drop a lit cigarillo on the bed because you’re busy making out)

lmaooo

just because they're one thousand and fuckty thread count doesn't mean they're fireproof vashaaaaa

Scar and Watersley there may or may not still be walls lmao

everyone else on their floor is dead or traumatized for life

vaporize reaction (savage)

(context: "Savage" is the in-game term used for the higher tier of FFXIV raids to distinguish them from the just-here-to-do-story tier)

LOL

fuck dude it sure do

do I have any other deranged men I'm not doing anything with-- fuck lmfao I just remembered I have a journal for shen jiu. idk what THAT man is doing

also I have no icons for him because he is not a character in the book

I really should finish the fic with the blowjob so upsetting it gives yqy a qi deviation...