TLV or PSL potential

lol, same as always

"discipline or punishment + glory holes" Jedao "punished" by being ordered to work the glory hole

adflkasfnsf Jedao like: I'm such a good liar but I'm not sure how long I can pretend this is a punishment

truly a chef's kiss combination for him

bruises or other wounds + sex with clothes still on or partly on

restraints + voyeurism

character eroticized as a prize + foreplay i feel like this is like half of the general sex that happens with eiffel/jedao/hakkai

Twominsnotice jedao doesn't usually clock blitz as a potential partner but if blitz poked him in a fresh wound the odds would definitely improve sgnsd

Fuzzytale Fives trussed up, J1 narrating, Quentin doing all the wrk???

oh yeah,that would def do it for him

Maniette heee

alsdjfa OH REALLY kinky boy

it's 70% just being a masochist and 30% an obvious display of someone not being repulsed by his weird color out of space tar blood

look if it's black then they match

masturbation (with an audience) + sex with clothes still on or partly on

gun play + stable boys

that sure is a very specific AU

(I had to try a couple times to get one that could work for Tendi and Frankie in a hypothetical AU but) claiming or ownership + bad girls

but beautiful

i assume stable boy zerxus is still v much the type to take a sword to a gun fight

it's always so easy to make Jedao the Quiet Melancholy Prince with a super evil dad lmao

who's just a little bit unhinged underneath

and a young zerxus is like. still quiet and intense but also very warm and honest and generally unimpressed with evil kings

Tempus watching all this like. dumb babies

anyway baby prince Jedao would honestly get baby zerxus RIGHT in the tender heart because he's like, alternating between soft and shy and weirdly really sweet, and cold and fierce and his father's attack dog

YEP

and Zerxus's whole I CAN SEE THE GOOD IN HIM, I CAN SAVE HIM isn't wrong but it's still not smart

sensible people: i should be careful about this

because shut up shut up shut up (this leads to the gunplay somehow)

"oh yeah do you trust me enough for THIS"

"yes actually"

Jedao, observant: I don't think you are motivated by trust in this moment

but that is not what he says out loud

cackling

look

he can be motivated by more than one thing

i feel like zerxus ends up with Jedao's actual gun in his mouth, like, multiple times before Jedao ever takes his pants off and zerxus is insane about it

deeply

Zerxus, on the one hand, has been dommed and gun-face-fucked by this guy and rubbed off on his (freshly polished!!! by zerxus!!) riding boots like half a dozen times. on the other hand, he's also swooning like a pining regency lad if he gets a glimpse of wrist

a truly dizzying contrast that he has No Idea what to do with

also convenient that when he gets started on things like "doesn't listening to him make you miserable" and "you don't HAVE to keep living like this" there is a very easy way to shut him up

this is not Jedao's primary motivator but it is a very strong second

zerxus: dammit that is NOT going to work this time

narrator: it did

zerxus saddling up tempus and getting to see Jedao Riding Out all cold and determined and then Coming Back bloody (mostly not his) and barely keeping it together

on multiple levels