(for those not in the know, Iowa has been a traditionally Republican state so the fact that it might be a toss-up is shocking)

and it's not even that abortion being directly on the ballot that's giving her a boost

I love that Robert Kennedy is still stuck on the ballot and possibly splitting the R ticket by being a complete fucking dumbass

he did the spoiler candidate thing wrong

Brain worms got the signals confused

Iowa used to be blue!!

back when I was a kid lmao

it flipflops

hey so did long island and when I got old enough to vote it started going SUPER RED and broke my heart

fuckin' hamptoms

*hamptons

I move to massachusetts and you chuckleheads vote in fucking George Santos? The Jew-ish fucker?

XD

how long did it take him to be expelled?

the problem with Iowa is all the progressives leave for obvious reasons

they've been moving there recently though because it's affordable

Debatable, they're still probably trying to sweep him from the building on technicalities

Fff nice

I kinda wanna convince Sergio to shift about ten miles up and go get property in southern new hampshire because that was looking pretty purple too

the article doesn't really make a big deal about it, but apparently this pollster has a history of being right on the money

Especially since my fucking home insurance went up $600 because personal property crime is on the rise and now we're all suffering because we live in a suddenly bad neighborhood

(yes I am pretty pissed about that one too)

I do like all the blasting of Nate Silver

i want nate silver to be so fucking wrong that he has to die in embarrassment and never darken our door again

this particular poller has been pretty spot on in the last few elections as well so

also also also

pipe dream but

Texas kicking out Ted Cruz finally???

after he left his state's residents to fucking freeze to death during that polar vortex shit?

would make my goddamn year

Harder to say who Texas republicans hate more: Democrats or Ted Cruz. Guy is a little weasel.

ted cruz away from texas please

cruz somewhere else

cruz on back to cancun you like it better there anyway instead of taking care of your most vulnerable people

it's still insane that texas republicans would rather vote for a slimeball who abandoned them than a democrat

yesss

can't even go "that's just party polarization for you", since MA is as blue as they come, and we still elect Republican governors

the problem with the NH border is it's all soulless strip malls, alcohol stores, and tattoo parlors with a lot of traffic because tax free. Often lots of traffic too.

God I hope that translates into votes

But there were two teenagers during early voting that were absolutely PUMPED to vote. 18yo boys. And they likely weren't voting for Trump by the way they were acting lmao

Ffff oh shit the bots are out. Blocked and deleted

Oh my god they are seriously bad this year lmao

lol Biden isn't even on the ballot

"FakeNewsRulesUs" way to tell on themselves lol

also saying anyone "won the state" when it isn't even election day

no one has won anything until the polls close AND the state certifies its results

YUP

how many bots did you get? I'm up to 3 on a plurk that's just a link to a livestream of two randos with no replies from actual people

Just the one so far

that might just be the first. I got the other two after a couple days each. first one was FakeNewsRulesUs too

I want to believe in bliowa

Ioaqua. Aquiowa