donna: "hey i think i smelled a faint whiff of propane outside your house"
me: "well i haven't smelled shit so it's probably nothing, but i'll call the heating company. better safe than sorry i guess, but i'm sure it's a false alarm"
the minor leak in my outdoor propane tank: "bitch u thought"
curious if you've tried standing on the chair and just offering her a finger to sniff... I say, b/c I'm SO IMPATIENT and would have such a hard time not trying all the things >.<
mostly i'm trying to remind myself that the basement rafters are a weird and inhospitable spot to me, but to her there's no real difference between this and hiding under a bed