welllllll-

watch this space for how this goes down

Rogue meant so well, but Douman's such a stubborn mule

she did her best!! Morph just picked someone who's hard mode, as they tend to do

/stares at Logan, who is staring at Jean

morph please

look - Douman is also a grumpy badass with a ridiculous lifespan, he is just straight up Morph's type

smh

morph... why not try out tinder

IT WASN'T INVENTED YET

WELL IT IS NOW

GO CRAZY ON OKCINDR

THEY POST THERE EVERY TIME!!!

this time they should post with a mission on mind

to get that d.. or v...

or both

they also have posted a couple times going 'I can be anything you want ' and no takers yet lol.... we'll see tho

I wanna see how this convo goes before I decide how sulky Morph is going to get over it

damn

maybe they need to sound more desperate

I... I don't know how well that's going to work ROFL

ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)this coming up on my playlist...... thanks spotify

Haha!!

Morph's mood

Douman grumpily insists that he's not "grumpy" ):<

he doth protest too much

when does he ever not? ;P

roflll good point

rogue is in the same boat, morph

the system posts her every time and she doesnt get bites either hahaha

but then

there's also too many teens

yeah definitely, I think every game's going to have a lot of teenagers, it's nice that Expi is at least half and half

the thread's not quite far enough to get to the juicy stuff yet, but I love how Douman and Morph can swing between stupid jokes to like... debating love vs loss when you have a ridiculously long lifespan

like I constantly think with them: what the fuck are these two even doing

what are they doing

Here's the link, it's a little tl;dr but Douman is using a canon example to circle around the idea of why they shouldn't be dating

he's just taking a long time to get there

Nah actually use this link it's a couple comments more back

SIGH

douman you dummy

just date the goo

Morph's actually getting tired of beating around the bush now lmfao

go go go

tmw when your nature being "is slippery" is working hard against you orz

KISS THEGOO

fdhkhsdkjshjhsdkjhdk

yes

I've got a very evil NSFW dare in plan, by the way.

ohhh boy

well that reply is definitely going to set Morph off

meanwhile, rogue is in her room with her cassette player and headphones like:

LOL great, she won't hear it if they start yelling

innocently drops that reply in...

she is listening to spice up your life by spice girls while dancing like that sheep emote

bwahahaha perf

dslkdjkds perfect comedy split screen moment!

Ironically Morph is in fact trying to spice up their life

it might end up the wrong kind of spice if they aren't careful ID;

lmaooo that is the risk they take

/SLAPS DOWN A CARD FACE DOWN AND GOES YOUR TURN

told ya it'd be mean

it's very mean

it's the worst way of finding out just how petty Douman is ID

now I gotta wonder if Douman will be surprised at their answer

the way this thread went......... hey Douman why can't you just say you're not interested like a normal person

I think both the best and funniest way for Morph to respond to this is to weaponize rom com tropes and annoy the hell out of Nura with gestures of affection

this is now war

me frantically googling 90s romance songs

lmao

Lol you make the mistake of not expecting him to fully self-sabotage the whole way

if he cracks that fast Morph might actually think the romcom gestures worked lmfao

"I'm not gonna handle this like a classic breaking up, because then I'd have to admit that there might have been anything in the first place!"

but he also doesn't want to outright hurt Morph or drive them away

or to look the fool if he's just reading waaaay to much into things and turning a lil "oh no, his chains're cute and I wouldn't mind" into something way to serious they'd never even considered

@_@!!

maybe he should've spent some time asking Morph if they were serious instead of pulling mean tricks on them lmaoooo

That'd require him being straightforward. That guy didn't even manage to tell Seimei-sensei that he kinda, y'know, knew his previous incarntion too

(Douman, I love you, but you're a doof)

rofl true... well Morph can read between the lines, esp since this rejection now wasn't him saying 'I don't like you' or 'I don't think we're compatible'

which is why they're going to be more emboldened now

Oops!

🍿

If Richard ever needs a distraction from his own rom com problems /points at those two

srsly

LMAO

his current romcon issues are just that he doesn't want to leave the closet

this is far more juicier

Morph miiiight start doing antics that'll make it obvious that something's going on too.... I have one idea for this month at least, I'm just waiting on something

waiting

Just don't overdo it, or Douman'll have to call a bird catcher 😛

oh I have a different plan for how this is going to start