Also if you think I don't ship him, well, I do.
More than I should.
I'm just too scared to do shippy things

Hanna would probably be a bad choice xD

LMAO true true true...

Or Hanna would regret it immensely (especially if it was non-Barge AU scenario), running into the Butcher and getting caught in a spider's web.

I can see him being part of a case and getting caught in it. it would end terribly.

Iris already has one singing hired killer boyfriend

BBitsaboi: oh it sure would. sorry buddy. (he's not sorry)

he's loves a good hunt/challenge though and he will thank his prey/opponent for it.

Lizblackdog: but does he hear the whole orchestra in his head? but why not one more?