snowbogan
2 months ago
latest #75
Un(t)sundered
2 months ago
it's not Lahabrea today! it is, however, Emet-Selch
snowbogan
2 months ago
there's a thousand-year range here that REALLY affects what kind of boyfriend you're gonna get
Un(t)sundered
2 months ago
which... I could see it? at various points in their respective timelines
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snowbogan
2 months ago
....YEAH
Lol Still Percy but I have a Martin Blackwood and Kazuma from Noragami on call
snowbogan
2 months ago
and depending zerxus could either be pretty good for him or Very Bad
Becky
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/7Cll0ckhQi5NpZ0xKY9EER.png Shocking I know
Becky
2 months ago
So literally we are
Becky
2 months ago
...kinda
Un(t)sundered
2 months ago
yeah, and vice versa with Emet since he also goes through some uh. Dramatic Shifts over the course of canon
snowbogan
2 months ago
timetoreap stealing your man jon
snowbogan
2 months ago
i'm so sorry for everything that is about to happen steve
snowbogan
2 months ago
(am i tho)
Becky
2 months ago
YOU BETTER NOT BE. Z should be though. It's MUCH better that way
Becky
2 months ago
...for us.
Jay
2 months ago
https://imgs.plurk.com/QEG/l1w/Dl2rzv0917ziu6n8oxZ8GGvmbbc_lg.jpg I feel like Fives and Z could probably work in many contexts
snowbogan
2 months ago
not wrong
Allie
2 months ago
honestly? I'm logged into my vax account i'm trying to clean the cobwebs from so....i ain't mad. he'd hit it tbh. :V
snowbogan
2 months ago
Ooooh
snowbogan
2 months ago @Edit 2 months ago
I mean they're both doomed champions who'd give everything for a badass half elf redhead
snowbogan
2 months ago
vax just has better taste in gods
Allie
2 months ago
yes
Allie
2 months ago
also, vax is a slut
snowbogan
2 months ago
ALSO THAT
snowbogan
2 months ago
he deserves to keep being slutty after he dies
hellpet
2 months ago
HMMMMM.
omnomivore
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/6qCWrSFuRxRAlt6pp5JMXH.jpg I mean
omnomivore
2 months ago
They certainly have compatible personalities
snowbogan
2 months ago
They really do, she straight up reminds him of his husband already, but alas he is very gay
captain
2 months ago
also
captain
2 months ago
all the steves for you, buddy, I guess
omnomivore
2 months ago
Lol, too bad. She'll just admire his shoulders.
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
I'm not logged in as him but I still want Zerxus/Nahadoth's Shadow
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
also I would love Zerxus to meet Dillon someday. it's the opposite of a ship but it would be a whole thing
snowbogan
2 months ago
antipositional a threesome he could get behind ngl
snowbogan
2 months ago
shipoftheseus SAME that would be a beautiful mess
snowbogan
2 months ago
also, yes.
snowbogan
2 months ago
just - yes.
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
Hado would be so fucking mad about Zerxus doubling down on 'it was a good idea to let myself get made into a magical compulsion-able slave to a tyrant'
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
literally fuck you forever, literally you deserve this
snowbogan
2 months ago
yes he will be and yes he does, is there a problem
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
when Love Itself wants to punch you in the dick
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
I can't even pretend the arrogance is necessarily a turn off for him because [gestures at Glee] BUT
snowbogan
2 months ago
tbf i feel like that sums up his entire life
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
I do think in some ways Zerxus holding onto scraps of principle and pride would be like, actively triggering for him in deeply deranged ways
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
even though like!!!! that's a triumph in itself and better than the alternative!
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
but it's one Hado never ever had even a chance at
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
.....god I was like "what's the worst thing he could do that would be REAL PUNISHMENT" if he had all his divine powers but his psyche dropped in from 2 seconds after Yeine's ascension and it's like
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
oh definitely making him forget and remember people over and over
snowbogan
2 months ago
ooooh fuck
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
asmodeus: I'm gonna torture him. with pain! and rubbing his nose in his failings
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
hado: move over
snowbogan
2 months ago
"what if i play jenga with his emotional foundations"
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
Asmodeus: how are you DOING that, you can't just erase a whole person even with memory spells, they're tied to too much other stuff, he should be a vegetable
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
Hado: idk I just yank out all the shiny bits (IT'S BECAUSE HIS DOMAIN IS LOVE AND HE DOESN'T KNOW)
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
Zerxus on a pendulum between "honestly i feel okay but there's a bottomless pit of absence under this perfectly nice beige stone. it's definitely better than the agonies and guilt and regret that I have a memory of a memory of being ruined and haunted by. seems impossible to get anything done like that, really. wonder what it was about though"
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
and "oh fuck oh fuck heartbroken again and the guilt of realizing it DOES hurt so so much and he never wants to lose it again but in some small terrible ways he WAS happier without remembering, he's betrayed them even in this but he does want the pain, he does, he wants the pain of remembering more than anything, and knowing Hado will do it again"
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
and it hurts Hado a shit ton to do it because it's a HUGE betrayal of his nature
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
but he's so used to pain that he doesn't really notice or if he does he just attributes it to Power Has A Price
snowbogan
2 months ago
so many layers to this being the most helplesss zerxus has ever felt
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
anywayyyyyy love makes you helpless where power cannot /cartwheels away
snowbogan
2 months ago
asmodeus: that's what i've been sayi
snowbogan
2 months ago
zerxus: shut the fuck up
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
anyway I do think after it hit that point Hado would be like "uhg fine whatever" and stop. because he IS very much a sadist but he doesn't LIKE this. he didn't like Zerxus being arrogant but kicking him more NOW is like. what's the point (the point was making someone else feel as helpless as he ALWAYS had and zerxus volunteered)
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
anyway he's. a normal one
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
and also my PB for him is Naveen Andrews https://images.plurk.com/4TkgznS6xEcBYtUtEdBFZq.jpg
snowbogan
2 months ago
oh no
snowbogan
2 months ago
i mean zerxus was already in trouble but like
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
god one of my favorite exchanges I've played with him was in a kink thread and it was like
Mouth Powers
2 months ago
"I like hurting people" "are you sure don't just like having the power to hurt people, instead of the other way around" "I definitely like that too"
snowbogan
2 months ago
dude went "both is good"
snowbogan
2 months ago
his username gets me every time
snowbogan
2 months ago
oh and the thread itself got me in a different way entirely
hellpet
2 months ago
both. both is good.
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