"James Sunderland ASMR Roleplay with Tender Personal Attention from James" WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD LEMME JUST SAY

LMAO WHAT

But I cannot even tell people why I was shrieking unless they know

albaaulbath: I WAS IN TEARS

MY IMMEDIATE RESPONSE WAS "NO THANKS I'M GOOD" BUT I HAD TO WATCH

No pillows made an appearance, I was almost disappointed

His very stilted "I am bad at talking to people but have you seen my wife Mary" impression and cosplay was pretty good!

Spoilers for the ASMR vid, but he asks you a few times if you've seen his wife (on point he's very good at James Sunderland's stilted, uncomfortable conversations) bandages your hands because you've gotten cut and burned somehow, then checks to see if you have a Nasty Headwound by having you follow a lit candle

I am so, so tempted to go back and boost his video by leaving a comment along the lines of "huh, that's funny, I was almost expecting something muffled by pillows but I can't imagine why.... must not be important!"

Just for a giggle

But it feels a bit too on the nose and I don't want to spoil the surprise

Some flavor of "There was a pillow here, but it's gone now" also seems a bit too obvious

.....ngl. I kinda low key wanna see it

Silent Hill 2 ASMR Roleplay | Follow The Light (Tend...I will never heckle these peeps I gotta respect the hustle dude apparently whips together a ton of cosplays for these videos

Get that bag, my guy!!!