You are absolutely that guy who never loses because, while you may not succeed 100% of the time, when you do fail you do so successfully and with great fanfare/style

I shan’t be convinced otherwise

if there's a pool table at a bar you're trying to get people to play pool

accessories EXCUSE U IN FRONT OF MY MISTAKES but fuck dsbkdsgj that's fucking TOO NICE I PROMISE I DO FAIL SPECTACULARLY SOMETIMES I mean

I'm the mother fucker that closed his own head in a car door once just

Saying goodbye to a coworker like HEY THANKS FOR THE RIDE slam

shakin' and rattlin' the skull bits

(but really that's bskgbj seriously kind as shit)

liveralone IF WE HAD THE ROOM I WOULD HAVE A POOL TABLE but like fuck do I know the actually rules of pool. Just hit the ball into the other balls, I know what I said, I know the phrases I chose, and I'm stickin' with it

Greed keeps trying to make Kamora a Kamora-themed drink that she will actively react positively to because it's a challenge now, and Kamora keeps turning up her nose at them all because of spiteful cat energy, whether she actually likes them or not

stocke SLAMS DOWN GAVEL I didn't think of this but YES IT IS DONE