CORRECT

i complained about the adeptus sororitas' ridiculous boob armor and tbf it is actually worse than i thought

oh god the titty cups are Real Bad

looool

bc what i thought was armor covering their full torso? is actually just a gambeson with titty cups bolted on 💀💀💀💀

and the chud portion of fandom haaaaaates anytime an artist draws battle sisters looking like people who actually fight

they canonically have full power armor but that's not

YUP

~sexy~

(if you're a coward)

give me actual power armor or give me death

my people 💖

god

Emperor protect my titties 😭

i will only accept this as formal, ritual wear outside of battle

...but tragically, we know it's not

begging designers to give women functional armour

this reminds me of the time i complained about fran final fantasy xii and someone genuinely tried to argue with me that her outfit was the most logical armor in the game bc (this person's words), "archers need to be able to move"

i was so aghast at the time that i had no response

w-what

Ah, the ol' It's practical! It allows for mobility!

i wouldn't mind this shit if all the dudes dressed like namor

betcher: my husband saw my initial doodles and said very seriously "but Beck, the Emperor protects" so ofc

also HI GEN!

aconite: of course, lest we forget how restrictive shit like, uh, basic-ass-shirts are

It feels related to the argument of "no one could ever ride a horse/raise children/do any kind of hard labor whatsoever in a corset" lmao