there is no way any of these are real animals

Helicoprion? fakest shark ever

the least-dumb picture of this fucking shark.

the first attempts to make sense of it almost make more sense

Falcatus? Not only does your stupid shark have a carrying handle on it's head, but only the males have these stupid handles?

Stethacanthus? Oh sure, sharks are known for their teeth, let's put teeth on top of it's head and on it's dorsal fin

i KNEW THIS WOULD BE ABIUT THE UZUMAKI SHARK