RIPLEY FLASHBACKS??

OH FUCK I'M DOOMED

sits in here, with copious amounts of tissue boxes

/chin hands/

Confirmed: the cerberus assembly ruins everything

back in the present, 500 dead 800 wounded COOL COOL COOL

i was not expecting this change

sits here with tissues

"the isle of glintshore" OKAY HERE WE GO

ALL THAT AND HE DIDN'T FIND KAYLIE

OH PERCY JUST

PERCY JUST SAID IT

OKAY

the fuckin. lighting

perc'ahlia shippers everywhere bluescreen

FULLY

and then. straight into torture flashbacks

OH GOD EVERYONE IS HALLUCINATING AND VEX SEES HER MOM

okay i love that percy has the strength to refuse this but also. sure would read the au where he didn't

FUCK

you can't just jumpscare me with my other blorbo that's not fair

GOT THE SHADOW CLAW HAND

SORRY, HANDS

okay WHAT is going on with pike i am so intrigued

(i knew there was Something back in season two, since younger pike still had dark hair, but now i have nooo idea where they're going)

"Pikey? Did I hurt you again?"

travis taking no prisoners with THAT delivery huh

so i uh

did not talk for the last quarter of that ep huh

fuck

/pets sage

Manda and I made the mistake of being on a phone call when we watched.

OOF

YEAH NOPE

we just spent like, 5 minutes just crying

it seems like percy is gonna be dead longer too and i SURE AM NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(especially considering what his soul was going through in the campaign)

yeah...

YEAH

I have some thoughts about that

ripley suuuure did decide to remind us what happened to people who got shot!!!

OH FUCK FLASHBACK TO MEETING PERCY

i theorised about this and yet,

Pike had black hair as a kid and early on in their home game she died, and when she was revived she received white hair from it

Yeah, but it seems like that never happened in TLOVM but in Grog's flashback she had black hair

Glad I wasn't the only one crying tonight. That was rough.

Vex screaming NO is gonna live rent free in her head

his last words being her name just....

fucking kill me why don't you

the last thing he SEES, IN HIS HEAD

(it made me think of vax almost dying to sylas and thinking about vex and keyleth)

(speaking of which. vax's expression )

shobogan: i legit have a fic in my google docs started about this

fffffff

I APPROVE

this is all i have so far because it's been years since i've written fic and also because damn this thing called "responsibilities"

O O F

GOOD START THO

holy fuck someone on tumblr just noticed the dead mystic in percy's jail cell looked like Taliesin

...........fuck

They... they really fucking did that... the "raving ...(i'm not ok

"I couldn't say it. I wasn't strong enough."

vax

OH HERE IT IS

listen i am in a mess of vex feels right now

THE TALK. WITH SYLDOR. FU

"what have i done" AS IF THIS WAS HER PLAN AND HERS ALONE VEX BB

vex needs a juice box and a nap

truly

listen she has a lot of issues right now and she's going to fully blame herself

as only the finest control freaks do

welp. jumping and into the last ep

KASH??????

yeah

Y E A H

DID THEY HAVE TO

UNNECESARRY EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, EXCUSE ME,

oh oh fuck i think know where this is going oh FUCK

NOT THE FIX HIM LINE

they got us TWICE in these three episodes

Imma send Matt my therapy bill

and Taliesin my psych med bills /s

"i hear the voice of my mother in the morning"

WHAT A WAY TO GO

fuuuuuck i am. i am excited to see where it goes next but goddamn

I hope we get a subplot of orthax being a ravenous puppy when it comes to souls

because I kinda feel the finality feeling of ep 9 was meant to be ep 12 but lance Reddick dying threw a wrench in that

That would make sense, but they did have to fight Raishan after Thordak originally too

also true

godddd how am i supposed to wait!! a whole week!!!

i remember watching the campaign live and they went on hiatus for 2 weeks

OH LORD YEAH

one of those moments i was REAL GLAD

that i came to C1 late

yeah. I came into c1 lateish too (iirc my first live episode was fort daxio, because I remember being upset about allura being feeble minded) and it was like....3am when I was watching the glintshore fight and went FUCK THIS

like you end the episode T H E R E?

TRULY one of the WORST MATT MERCER CLIFFHANGERS

(i actually started C2 first, but we were getting more vm references and i was REALLY intrigued by some osmosis/character designs/etc and then. welp)

I honestly can't wait to see vm back together in c3.
1. I need white haired John wick
2. I need my slutty bard
3. I just really want them to enter a room that has m9 and bh being dumbasses and just be like 'AMATEURS'

god. GODDDDD the (almost) whole gang

also i just want to see them all try to keep three characters in line without fucking up for the lulz

ALSO FUN

god imagine marisha juggling kiki, beau and laudna

robbie, meanwhile:

i'm kinda imagining percy resisting the urge to shoot laudna on sight after what happened with her and gwendolyn

and sam trying to get a threesome with all three of his characters for shits and giggles

i mean we know scanlan would be down

you know as well as i do that he 100% got sluttier after he divorced pike

for sure