I love rp memes

6!

oh god I'd love to say doing a prank but honestly he'd probably be so paralyzed by feeling he'd just be complaining about the meat suit and touching stuff

also struggling with human body upkeep

might try alcohol though, just to see

Yeah it's a lot for someone like him to try on human for a little while

it really is, he's normally made up of wheels after all

15 for integra and mur!

omg

Him hassling her over tea while they debate church doctrine probably, or him drinking tea and watching her work while absolutely not offering to help in the least. Mostly, hassling. He does enjoy a good hassle

jcfklgfkl

help i love this

with alucard not there, she needs somebody to hassle her to keep her occupied and sane

just being there generally a pest

she will never admit it but she needs a pest in her immediate vicinity to function

it's true, he wouldn't want her getting crazy and self destructive

i mean, that's probably gonna manifest in some way regardless, but it'll definitely be less if she has somebody around to keep her more focused on 'this fucking guy' than her...you know, huge trauma.

6 for mur and integra!

Probably similar to John, his vessel is pretty limited in most departments as angels have very different senses to humans, and he doesn't have to deal with the day to day pains of needing to eat and drink and all that

so, mostly complaining lmao

LMAO i mean honestly fair

"does it always hurt when you walk???"

kdahklz also having one eye is probably an extra note of fuckery

'no??? how are you walking???' <- has gotten so used to various aches and pains that she has literally stopped noticing them

he will so bump into shit

he's durable, but mostly because he just doesn't normally feel the wear and tear lmao

LMAO

humans have to pee so much

how do you get anything done?

he feels about humans the way i feel about sims. 'fucking christ WHAT NOW'

Y U P

LMAO after that, every time he sees her drinking something, he's like 'that's just more MAINTENANCE'

his angel typing is pulled heavily from Prophecy angels so he does have a sense of taste it's just usually used for... hunting

so much endless body maintenance

ooo

so that part won't be the worst but feeling sure will

yeah, feeling is a nightmare. i never realized that until that one episode of uhhhh i think it was teen titans go (early enough when i was like 'let me see what this is'), where cyborg got a human body for a minute and EVERY feeling was TOO MUCH because he wasn't used to it.

yeeeup

that'll be Mur

poor guy

but it'll be really funny to feed him things or make him touch stuff

i mean, technically, if it's right after the war, she's probably still wearing her fuckin 84 piece suit with gloves and the whole nine, so at least that's sort of a buffer

hey mur, try pop rocks

omg

he'd be thrilled