he's clever enough to look wide-eyed and scared/curious to play on hero sensibilities in a basic way but he's not preternaturally brilliant as a liar

shobogan for Asmodeus AND Zerxus lmao

bad dad/brat foil matching sets lol

Therapist: what's your dream job

Roger: Devil's Chihuahua

Therapist: come again?

Roger: you heard me

asmodeus like "my kid's cooler than your kid"

(also. that screenname oh my god, 10/10)

truly it's my pride and joy

+ truly an inspired username

i'm so behind on my tagins but if you're up for backtagging i desperately need shaw and roger interaction

please smack this awful child

still gotta yeet zerxus at him too

Roger sees him in the hallway wearing Team Colors and gives him a little saucy salute

'cool this is everything i never wanted'

Zerxus desperately trying to warn this kid that he's in a bad bargain and Asmodeus likes to hurt people and roger is like. yeah dog. why are YOU here

"Ah. It's going to be a kind of relationship"

"let's talk. straight up. one kid-killer to another."

because god knows Asmodus probably drunkenly rambles about his stupid champion ALL the time

so Roger knows enough to be targeted horrible

ksadl;askdla;s

fuck he totally does

Asmodeus wiping away a single tear: that's my boy