my phone tried to autocorrect "mothpowers" to "mouth powers" and "milling" to "milking" in a single tag

Cho Jedao assigned Not Slutty ENOUGH by Zenfone

when your autocorrect is horny on main

I've been Goose Botherer for like 7 years now but genuinely tempted to change it to Mouth Powers

It's pretty fabulous

mouth powers

i mean if you got a skill -

I hear he actually DOES have mouth powers.

end of an era

MOUTH POWERS

oh wow, SUCH an end of an era

but at least it's memorable XD

I WAS SO CONFUSED BEFORE I SAW THIS PLURK

truly, the end of an era (but also fucking hilarious, i must say)

I keep jump scaring myself a little

absolutely incredible

lol, I bet

today: cleared some older Jedao tags

tomorrow: Frankie, Roger, maybe Angleton

comes back here for actual commentary

Frankie is gonna be the first inmate who just can't stand Aerith sgsnds

love that for her

Frankie gently fistbumping Pytor hating on Trevor

it's so funny because it's not JUST the positivity, Frankie thinks Tendi is a delight

but there's a very...I don't want to say passive or passive aggressive, but like....that very "oh no I couldn't you go first" Vibe that is driving frankie up the wall

I'm excited for Angleton

waningsunflower is it okay if Kahl heals him before he goes?

or teleports him somewhere?

I don't want to mess up your other plans but he'd not want to just leave him like that

Nope! Heal away!

Corvo will heal on his own, but it would be slow. so he will appreciate a boost

and teleport him if you want, or he might try and stop him killing peter!

important!

Corvo: if you kill him he'll just come back

Kahl: if I don't kill him he will also still be here, so that seems irrelevent?

Corvo: Why couldn't you have killed him before I realized I had morals?!?!?!

Kahl: YOU don't have to do it

BUT IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE DID

Still, Kahl is getting a bone charm.

dedicated to him

:3

ImpureTale Durge has asked Kahl to check in on Gortash during the wreck (lol backtags) and he would do it - any preferences for where he is in the ship/wibbly time when Kahl pops up?

aww

I have no specifics on where all he gets to between the climb from his cabin to the transports taking people out

just that he is hauling a satchel and has a clear head injury

Kahl is getting a thankful prayer since Corvo told him waht happened

:3

it's so funny because it's like. Inheritance gods DON'T get power from worship or even pleasure, they mostly only bother with followers because that seems, idk, the thing to do

and Kahl is just like. :> i did it, there is a place for me in the world. :>

prayers make him so happy in his isolation trauma literally just because like

???? OuO someone wants to talk to me?

aw.

/high five isolation trauma bros

did I got to bed at a reasonable hour? no

but did I clean out my inbox? also no

BUT DID I FINALLY GET A PROPER START ON THAT CONLANG....

lol

oooh, conlangs

what are you making it for?

literally for no reason!!!!

because it's there!

good for you! Fly that nerd flag high!

because I just WANT there to be a mildly fusional sibilant-heavy VSO conlang with a banging animacy hierarchy and 3 grammatical numbers and lots of cool consonant clusters

and no one else is making that I e

*that one

hypothetically these people have like 63 pronouns lmao and NONE of them are gendered

a lot of them never get used except artistically tho because rocks are animacy 6 but rocks don't really been 1st person pronouns do they??

*need

but you could totally use the weird 1st person sing (animacy level: rocks) pronoun to sarcastically convey that you are super tired/depressed/stuck

or the 3rd person sing animacy 4 pronoun to suggest your manager is as useful and competent as a baby, bush, or jellyfish !!!

which I think is very fun for language to be able to do

as a reward for everyone who sat through that without muting:

the new lad!!! Mr. Goat Cheese himself!

cat tax!

he's so interested in Every Sound

extremely lanky!!

got himself stuck under my bed this morning and hat to be rescued

huge teen energy

we're pretty sure he's 1 years old and not QUITE done growing

and also that someone got him as a kitten and was not prepared for a grown cat with this much energy and abandoned him 8(

BUT NOW HES OURS

Goat Cheese looks like he's so comfortable with you already! Napping on his back doing the cute paw thing

(also I don't have anything like the patience to devise conlangs but that DOES in fact sound like an extremely fun one and pronouns being tied to animacy is neat as hell)

technically English does this a tiny bit! he/she - animate vs it - inanimate

but this conlang just has a way more involved version with 7 ranks

anyway this is probably brought to you by my frustration studying Hindi, whose pronouns inflect for number and proximity but not animacy

so it was like only having this/that and these/those and never knowing if sentences starting with 'this' were about a person or thing

drove me up the WALL

omg, he's SO GORGEOUS!

HELLO MR CHEESE!

his nose is perfect, it has noseliner

what a precious baby

ImpureTale is Gortash like, deliberately thinking it at Kahl or just being suspicious to himself?

just to himself

o7

Nadia mention finalprogramme

Kahl baby

he misses her!!!