so vanessa (my partner) tells me this morning that last night i was rolling into her a lot (presumably because I was cold) and that means usually she can hear me when i say shit

and last night. i rolled onto my back. flopped my arms down on the bed. and said, loudly "oh buddy" as if i was watching some sort of trainwreck

no, i don't remember what could have possibly been happening in my dreams to trigger this. but it sounds so funny

sleep talking is so funny - my wife has a notebook FULL of my dumb sleep thoughts that i say aloud, her favorite one is probably that time i was dreaming i was petting our cat and i said, in the real world while the cat dozed next to me, in the most drunken, insane voice: I LOVE THE CAT

last night i evidently talked about giving her a single grape

HAHSJDKLFSAD;LK FUCK

I LOVE THE CAT.... me too god

well i told her this and now she wants to keep a journal Also

Yeah I will use this for evil, thank you

This sounds like a fascinating project. Also, could come in handy on the off chance you have the gift of prophecy.

my husband is a sleep talker and one time they woke up, back to me, and started talking about an experiment and how it was going and that the scientist was great and making a super creepy tone. it was a winter night at like 3 in the morning ...... i chided them for it the next day and they couldn't remember LMFAO

HAHJKLFFAS lord

i'm glad other people also deal with this bc it makes me feel profoundly deranged

i apparently growl in my sleep, like an angry cat LMFAO

you're not alone I promise

THAT'S SO FUNNY OMFG

i used to have some really funny stories about shit people told me i've said in my sleep but i've forgotten most of them now

mostly bc it used to happen in convention hotel rooms (bc for most of my life i was an only child/had my own bedroom/ect)

I believe you, sleep talkers are the best LOLOLOL

i do know i get more deranged when i'm more tired but like. yeah

I had a college roommate sit up, look at me, say "Don't touch my penis!!" and drop back to sleep like nothing had happened.

that's my favorite one.

I do the same, but it's 90% verbal. I have also crowed, like a rooster.

Sleeptalker here. Occasional walker/talker. Once when I was about 13? I was napping on the couch, and Mom said I'd sat up and just started waving at somebody like I was in a parade.

Another time I was at my aunt's and she had come in to get a blanket from the closet. I was sitting up with my eyes open, so she starts talking to me. I turned toward the wall and said, 'I don't know where I am.' Oookay. Go back to sleep, said my aunt.

Once I was sleepwalking/talking and having a fight with my cousin and my mom turned me right back around to go back to bed.

omfg

i also have had full arguments in my sleep. sleepy me is Horrible, apparently

I suppose 'horrible' depends on who you were arguing with. sage nod