shobogan
2024-10-08T13:15:02.000Z 2024-10-08T13:19:33.000Z
DUCKS, ROWS, ETC: Zerxus Post, Maddie TBA, Narrenschiffs also TBA maybe
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shobogan
2024-10-08T13:18:49.000Z
shipoftheseus ping of sorts for kahl in there! but zerxus could also drop into his inbox? (he basically just needs to go "SO ASMODEUS IS DEFINITELY HERE, PLEASE BE CAREFUL" in as private a way as possible)
Mouth Powers
2024-10-08T16:26:37.000Z
Zerxus: makes high handed decisions for people
Mouth Powers
2024-10-08T16:26:49.000Z
the Admiral, laughing, putting this pairing together: for your sins
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shobogan
2024-10-08T21:19:41.000Z
i hope the admiral knows i love him u.u
Mouth Powers
2024-10-09T23:58:39.000Z
Zerxus: oh shit have to protect my weird baby from my omnicidal ex!!!
Mouth Powers
2024-10-09T23:58:48.000Z
the Weird Baby: put on YOUR oxygen mask dipshit
Mouth Powers
2024-10-09T23:59:26.000Z
the Weird Baby: or I will personal crash this plane
Mouth Powers
2024-10-09T23:59:49.000Z
sensible, proportional, rational people all around
shobogan
2024-10-10T00:41:55.000Z
zerxus like "have you considered i was in fact dumber than you thought"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T00:57:58.000Z
he really hadn't!!
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T00:58:02.000Z
the bar was so low!
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:06:08.000Z
the funniest part of this is that asmodeus is definitely weaker than kahl rn and zerxus has no idea
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:08:41.000Z
who's playing him btw
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:09:10.000Z
me u.u
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:11:03.000Z
haha OK!!
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:11:24.000Z
Asmodeus what are your thoughts on a feral 10 year old who 100% believes in your beliefs
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:12:57.000Z
"let's make a BETTER pantheon"
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:13:19.000Z
he is Definitely Not mourning all of his siblings terribly
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:13:47.000Z
(the point where he'd have died, most of the other gods would have also been super fucked)
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:14:09.000Z
(in part, it must be emphasised, because he betrayed them)
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:14:24.000Z
asmodeus is just as much of a dumb motherfucker as zerxus just in the opposite direction
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:15:17.000Z
Roger is just like. all grown up rules and morality are hypocritical bullshit, but you have to pretend when they're around because they're bigger. strength is the only thing that's real.*
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:15:31.000Z
:333333
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:15:38.000Z
hey. hey feral child. wanna be a warlock
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:15:55.000Z
*patriotic insecure blowhards are easy to manipulate and cunning is also real
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:16:02.000Z
HE DOES. SO MUCH
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:17:09.000Z
it's so fucking funny to read Lord of the Flies if you throw out all the presumed "it's about the nature of humanity" or "it's about the nature of colonialism" readings and just track how many of the horrors would not have happened if THIS ONE KID SPECIFICALLY was less of a manipulative opportunistic sadist
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:17:54.000Z
.....their first conversation like
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:18:13.000Z
[chav accent] "are you the devil then?"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:18:25.000Z
[nonplussed lord of hells] "yes"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:18:45.000Z
[chav accent] "d'you like blood sacrifices or whatnot"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:19:18.000Z
smash cut to Roger like: where I am gonna find a stick around here
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:19:38.000Z
for a proper sacrifice you need a stick you can sharpen at both ends :3
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:20:01.000Z
(this is for putting the head on a spike and displaying it somewhere)
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:22:55.000Z
he likes how you think, kid
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:23:22.000Z
fully does not need them, but he enjoys them anyway
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:25:55.000Z
(i mean i think it's ONE WAY to show worship, just not. the only one. but he encourages it because it's fun)
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:26:55.000Z
he's v much treating the narrenschiff like he does mortals on exandria, ie a game of sims where he figures out how many byzantine ways he can fuck up their lives
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:27:57.000Z
just being more subtle about it because he is. not in fact in charge of anything, and significantly weakened by being severed from hell/exandria. (but lying about it. obviously.)
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:29:30.000Z
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:31:55.000Z
lmao me like "I should DO TAGS and not jump on DnD Beyond to stat out the world's squeakiest voiced warlock"
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:36:21.000Z
asmodeus ABSOLUTELY used some of that limited power to conjure this small child an appropriately infernal warlock cloak
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:40:46.000Z
fantastic
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:40:50.000Z
what it look like
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:44:20.000Z
.....god the funniest POSSIBLE spell to give him: Create Bonfire
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:46:07.000Z
jskadlasjdkla
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:46:16.000Z
WELP YOU GOTTA
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:46:27.000Z
Magic Stone is also pretty funny
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T01:46:41.000Z
given that he 100% murders Piggy with a rock
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:58:42.000Z
also amazing
shobogan
2024-10-10T01:59:38.000Z
i'm looking for a good Hilariously Evil-Looking Cloak reference but it def clasps with https://images.plurk.com/2wjw1mouwaoDUdrKb1qdwe.png
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T02:04:43.000Z
he feels like a very fancy boy
shobogan
2024-10-10T02:07:29.000Z
the fanciest. there are definitely rubies
shobogan
2024-10-10T02:08:58.000Z
.....this also means he and zerxus are gonna match aesthetically and i find that very funny
shobogan
2024-10-10T02:30:51.000Z
congrats kahl you at least made him realise ONE THING
shobogan
2024-10-10T02:31:18.000Z
ie: never trust asmodeus not to be a spiteful bitch in every moment of his eternal life
Mouth Powers
2024-10-10T02:41:56.000Z
baby steps!!!
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T02:04:55.000Z
Zerxus: you sould like HIM
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T02:05:07.000Z
Kahl: I am like him. only more self-aware
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T02:05:37.000Z
for which asmodeus should be ashamed for ever and ever amen tbh
shobogan
2024-10-11T19:36:12.000Z
"no you're still more mature than he is"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:26:43.000Z
Kahl has some of the arrogance and most of the callousness, and honestly less of the impulse control, but a lot less of the deeply toxic entitlement
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:34:14.000Z
yeah there are certainly parallels but asmodeus has been marinating in a very specific cocktail of self-aggrandizing contempt
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:38:15.000Z
Kahl is who Asmodeus imagines he is
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:38:28.000Z
in terms of being.......The Most Unfairly Victimized
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:38:32.000Z
P MUCH, Kahl actually has -
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:38:40.000Z
yeah. a legitimate grievance
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:39:10.000Z
whereas because Kahl. actually DID NOTHING WRONG before his betrayal and imprisonment
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:39:24.000Z
zerxus does think there had to be a better way than just 'sealing half your family away forever' but like, having MET THEM, he is now more sympathetic to the prime deities
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:39:48.000Z
even now that he's got to the point of "why shouldn't I destroy the whole world to get what I want, it's nothing to me, it's hers, all of it's hers" he doesn't imagine that he's more important
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:40:03.000Z
he knows with 100% cold clarity that he's no one to anyone
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:41:54.000Z
Asmodeus can "I don't half to atone because I did nothing wrong all day" and Kahl will just
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:42:28.000Z
"my dude I was two minutes old"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:42:58.000Z
you, on the other hand. did do some things. had some agency. perhaps
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:43:32.000Z
but you see, everything he did was justified -
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:43:52.000Z
it's not HIS fault that his siblings got overly attached to their barbies
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:44:16.000Z
and if they'd just LET HIM RIP THE SANDBOX APART they could be a happy family again
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:44:22.000Z
"i'm not the god of justice so i don't care. and you should stop pretending to be. it's super cringe"
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:45:00.000Z
Kahl @ Asmodeus is 1/2 "I'll eat your gizzard" and 1/2 willa making fun of Zerxus in gen Z slang
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:45:35.000Z
once again i wish i could draw just to make the image of kahl going Okay Boomer at asmodeus a reality
Mouth Powers
2024-10-11T21:45:54.000Z
it's real for us
shobogan
2024-10-11T21:46:16.000Z
that's true u.u
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