plot with me octobubber/tag commentary/SOTRP
gonna be a bit of a mess while i prep for moving (which has been pushed back to november now, i won't even get into that BS here) so i def wanna pace myself a bit this month but 
this stays my beloved fomo game
i think personal to-do is i have a bunch of sinitiatives i need to finish up, i'm really interested in following up on the ones that will be done, and i need to gather all my gacha from... the past two months? fuck already???
did you still want to hop into a noh memory or maybe do something with wolfson 
i'm working on the next phase of monster sanctuary so thank you for all your contributions there, hopefully way more fun updates to come on that soon aaaand
MOVING good luck and please do what you need to do... reaches for would love to follow up on some stuff
owlits: YES i need baby noh like burning... we do gotta do some cute stuff with junior though
!!!!
we do...Noh needs to do her best to become a mom now that she has a son to raise into an absolute hellraiser 
mintymatcha: i'd love that too!! what stuff do you wanna follow up on? i know i have a buncha backtags for you, tonight's my Get To Business Night
fr though there's still so much on the last event i wanna fuckin do, i still haven't even touched the non memory stuff
the way i love aphro... maybe she'll smuggle a bunch of those mooncakes into a doggie bag lmao
LMAO
maybe more monster sanctuary stuff? also gil could maybe confide in or be emotional around karlach because of getting involved in memory stuff? he’s clingy to his friends right now. he also wants to ask about the face sitting...
this is still in the planning stages so it's only a hypothetical at this point but how would karlach feel about hiding a wanted fugitive at the ranch
(also evidently thancred and reno are moving there, hi)
mintymatcha: omg anytime k would be so honored if he felt safe around her like that ;;
T_T he feels super safe around k!
I'm still trying to clear some shit but if you're down for it I wanted still do a backdated inbox thread with Karlach for post dinner party
maybe he could randomly visit her
gloriousrikkaidai: LFGGGGGGG what kind of fugitive!! and she's literally gonna cry when they move in she will be so happy
gloriousrikkaidai: to the ranch? LMAO
so you know the downtown sinitiative with the people getting abducted and also the local resistance feat. the warrior mom with the axe that thanreno are working on
we...might be kidnapping the next victim
and liberating her
daughter time
gloriousrikkaidai: actually... can we make a dedicated plurk for this one? there have been Updates on our side and karlach is totally fucking in on this now
oh sure! sorry about that
nooooo i just don't want you to have to parse through other stuff because there's a lot!
opens arms for you and karlach
mintymatcha: if you like, you can use that sanctuary post as a catch all for more stuff ;D come to mama k
castforms: LYRIIIIIIIC....... we need ocean adventures soon plz i'm having such a fucking blast with waterbender firetiefling
!! Yes can i tag you later
also gil bodyswapped as noh
the threesome she never knew she needed
bites nohs body oops
STOP THAT
no
what if she bites astarion in retaliation
hot
ur not the only one with fangs starry
yeah but his leaves a smaller footprint (toothprint?)
she doesn't need all that blood he's helping
isn't she still radioactive???
He can drink any blood now that's his power but he kind of has to microdose like with poison first
So uh he definitely made himself sick this first time but it was worth it
wait
so he can drink k's blood now?
yeah like super blood constitution now or smth
she can finally help him vamp
he would also have to go slow it's probably spicy and still burns going down
Idk like a good scotch
she'll keep some milk nearby
OH AND.... adding to the shenanigans on offer... k can now chop through dimensions so if anyone needs a ride to an AU she's got you there
yes!!! ocean adventures!!! karlach help this new sea goddess learn how to swim
ew I think milk would just make him yak
but also he's got fire powers too so maybe he can just spit out the fire idk
OR ABSORB IT
also we should do a haunted house for the people i can contribute a ghost ;; how baller would that be
that would be so cool
i def wanna do spooky stuff for halloween and so far i've got in my arsenal: ghosts, nightmare horrorterrors, demons, and existential crises
can toki hold the bowl of spaghetti and grapes
gotta be the spookiest
what if we do the au axe thing... its so juicy omf i almost forgot about it
me: now that last month is over k can still use the axe for oct
me: now that last month is over k can still use the axe for oct
it does come with a Fun Revelation About The World that I def wanna get into with whoever wants that... there are some spooky secrets about this place that'd be fun to explore
oh shit well then we can do one if we do two ill be mad so fr cut into someone else... ‘s world. or thh do evil k’s
wait what
Oh wait I see
they could set it up in the front garden since it's huge
It's kind of almost set up like a maze anyway
GASP HAUNTED HAYRIDE
man this reminds me like...astarion hasn't offered to let anyone move into his house he's just a sad hermit when no one comes around lmao
did you forget about the skybridge
he'll never be alone he has bridgegirls!!
i did not forget about skybridge lmao
people still have to come around via the skybridge too!!
GEEZ
noh and k live there now
darkmorph: idk what else to do with it but evil sexy torture time... also did you still wanna do wolf fireworks ;;
gil is going to be so scared
k will let him ride on her shoulders and bury his face in her hair
tfw we're already doing evil sexy torture. evil sex >>> good sex. AND YEAH I DO WANT TO I just kinda hope a lil mod thing will get back to me soon lmao bc i have a vague idea of some stupid thing i want to happen oh god
there's always room for more sexy torture imo
but yesss just lmk i'm still so here for it
also tbh we can prob submit that public sex sinitiative omg... ALL THREE ROOMS......... me kicking my ass bc i still wanna backtag i just suck
backtag the first two i mean agh
i'm working on that one lmao i wrote a couplet
i'm just editing it for rhythm rn
oh my fucking god
STOP
I'M REACHING THRU THE SCREEN TO STOP U PHYSICALLY
spoilers: asha has never been good at writing poems but also
SPOILERS: that has never stopped asha once
SPOILERS: that has never stopped asha once
ur too powerful. i see only death can stop u /loading shotgun
cue unstoppable by santigold
ok i'll stay ur execution bc u like santigold i guess
that and if you kill me i'll become even more poetic than you can ever imagine
i hate poetry i used to play a poet and i would cry tears of blood when i tried to make original poetry... poems r too powerful
my lame ass used to do cyphers....... i was awful still never stopped me in my mind i am lauryn hill
me thinking of extremely serious rp poems i’ve done and realizing maybe i’ve had a type
k will write the opposite of that poem to lp
that’s such a cute image 
me: i dont always play shitty yan stalkers
also me looking back ~10 yrs ago: ...
also me looking back ~10 yrs ago: ...
anyway get ur lauryn on
i feel you i have had the same 2 types for decades also
you :handshake: me
updated abilities & inventory for sinfluencers! that's one thing off my list, think i'll tackle gacha next... i want another level of water and see if i can get that waterbreathing spell to cast on others
and then tag-outs... gonna prioritize event stuff/multi threads, but plz lmk if you want something back faster (or ping me on disco at przmz)
oopsie...... maybe i played funny sounds from tiktok for my dogs for four hours instead of doing anything on this list ;;
OK i think that's all the tag-outs i wanted/people have up so far... plz hmu if i didn't get you by now. on to backtags...! hopefully work will stay this deceased, though we have escape room in a few hours ay
escape room was so fun esp the part where none of us could do the magic eye lmao... BACK TO THIS
i’m so glad you had fun!
seconding glad for fun!
it was so fun but omg my eyes hurt and for nothing lmao
ok i THINK that's all my... i wanna call em threesome tags but they're not all threesomes but i will call them that anyway.
sometimes i delete the wrong notif tho so feel free to call me out
I also call those threesome Tags 🤝
like it or not it's all threesomes to me 👀
Speaking of
They need to destroy Gil together 
yeah when are we gil sandwiching!!
why won't it let me ping someone on this godforsaken app
We can sandwich him anytime!! 
no pings allowed
mintymatcha owlits LFGGGGG i'm down anytime also
i also have a silly idea for noh sometime in the future mebbe
!!!
WOW
I said NO pings 
ur not the boss of meeeee
gil sandwich
it'll be so fucking fun bc I don't think k has ever dealt with gil and noh at the same time before
mintymatcha: przm: I DONT THINK SHE HAS aside from spin the bottle if she was watching?? LMAO
owlits: I was thinking that Wolfson will be losing baby teeth soon... 🥹 and k could make noh an icon from them and try her damnedest to also turn her into a wildheart barbarian
omfg I don't remember spin the bottle my swiss cheese brain forever amazes me
oooooo that's right!!
maybe sheepmod will let her talk to wolves or smthn eventually
gasp
noh somehow not surprised that most of what animals say is FOOD? FOOD
lmao they're just like her for real!!!
noh suddenly relates to nature
one day the ranch is just all the animals hoarding water and food
LMDFS
turns them all into SURVIVORS
we were supposed to be WARRIORS beb
her the shortest warrior.....
let the bg3s kidnap her to faerûn she will no longer be shortest warrior
she can watch k get her ass kicked by a halfling eldritch knight
Oh god did i drop the ball on that
mintymatcha: 
I don't even remember, I know gil tried to rp noh with homelander and then she devoured him
I don't even remember, I know gil tried to rp noh with homelander and then she devoured him
still forever waves karlach flag
mintymatcha: nooooo I forgot too
we can just do new spin the bottle but this time no bottle can contain us
who needs to know about spin the bottle
apparently it was me all along
people just made out the end
er well and then disappeared or smth
WHAT
who disappeared them
they disappeared themselves to avoid .... a show
oooo I'm playing too much mafia shit with iva I went straight to the worst kind of disappeared lol
no just privacy disappeared
HAHA
i did drop it by accident....wah
They snuck off to do The Do
oh wait no i didn't. it kind of continued?
gil is on the floor
he's a statement rug now
yes
Omg is it my turn
no it was like
OH NO IT'S MY TURN
i am dumb and have no reading comprehension
I did it I fuckin conquered the backtags 
at least .. the ones I had in my inbox, I'll go thru tomorrow for gacha and see if there are any missing that got deleted in the chaos
as always if you don't have stuff from me & you know I owe you fuckin hound me I love you all you've got permission to be brutal 
now all that's left on my list is......
* gacha
* monster sanctuary write up (which I DID DO and then accidentally deleted ayy)
* rolls
* any inventory/ability updates from that
*current tags
* .... idk I'm so braindead rn
* gacha
* monster sanctuary write up (which I DID DO and then accidentally deleted ayy)
* rolls
* any inventory/ability updates from that
*current tags
* .... idk I'm so braindead rn
you did it!
I DID IT 
no more salivating over all the gorgeous tags I've got rotting away in there 😔
😈😈😈 omfg spooky things are a-comin, knock one thing off the list but I won't say here which 😈😈😈😈😈
what
we're getting a new guard statue for the sanctuary
omggg
what in the holy fuck is that
exorcist pussy bottom frog
Idk if I'm scared or intrigued
I noticed neither of those options are 'trespassing' so score
astarion: fuck this imma defile her statues in retribution
astarion: dammit someone already got em all
astarion: dammit someone already got em all
LMAO
Oh yeah i meant to send that message to her last night too
k and the exorcist pussy statue are waiting.... 
Dbdbsbs
Glad to know we have both destroyed our sinder inboxes
I should have been smart like you and reserved a top level for traumatizing purposes
not that yours are traumatizing.... mine would be
lmao
lmao now I don't wanna send this tag
stalks
sorry I have ruined the perfect beastliness 
gacha points banking FUCKING DONE BRUHHHHH
i have so many points... if anyone wants to do a collab pull i'm so fuckin here for it. i haven't even looked at those options yet this entire game.
me: we should do it
also me: literally has not done a single pull outside that free tdm one UHHH
also me: literally has not done a single pull outside that free tdm one UHHH
darkmorph: we should!! it looks like the loot tables are unavailable rn though but my tracker is updated now if you wanna use that to calculate your points so far
but my tracker is updated now if you wanna use that to calculate your points so far
darkmorph: also lmk if you wanna have lp help with demon stuff, we just got SUUUCH a tasty update there 
wait what update is this... because yeah she’s finally like wow something is quite really wrong and yet its so tasty what should i even do about it 🤨
or maybe nothing is wrong maybe everything is totally right! yeah!!!
karlach's self-gaslighting is rubbing off on her
i'll disco you
so i don't spam your plurk i'll hit you here mintymatcha
yeah k got a demon in her head and we're gonna have to fight it eventually... idk if everyone is interested in playing into this plot but we're happy to take whoever does!
BUT PSA IG... if k seems a little limited emotionally this month it may be a side effect of something spooky & demonic mwahaha
hahahehehoho
time to call up the lyric avengers!!!
plz ignore the culty chanting while you enjoy your pumpkin spice lattes
#Concern
k noooooo
it's fine it's all under control (it's not)
K...
of course he'd want to help!
BE KIND TO MY BABIES AND HAVE SO MUCH FUN ON TDM LOVES 💕💕💕
karlach @ shitpost friday, TDM t-level is otw