... wh ... what is it, then?

Excellent question

that is so deeply ominous

love the hashtags. very uninformative

I'm guessing it's a lactose free milk substitute but also that branding loool

yeah it says plant based

WHY NOT

I... I had assumed this was a nut milk, for the Clever Pun, but apparently it's made from pineapple, cabbage, and pease

might contain: milk im dying squirtle

songofkeys: NUT MILK WOULD BE SO CLEVER

STOP IT oh my god

YOU CAN'T BE NOT MILK AND CONTAIN MILK!!!

oh yeah there's not chicken too

and not meat

might the not chicken and not meat contain chicken and meat?

absolutely not

(i don't know, i've never looked at the ingredients list)

correle a la profeco a ver que te dicen

the target audience for this product is people who want a milk replacement that might contain a little milk as a treat

Not milk, for when your no means yes like a leche-rous person would assume

I have to assume the "may contain milk" is just a "we can't GUARANTEE this didn't get cross-contaminated with something else being processed in the same facility" CYA but it is very, like,,,

You Had One Job,

gaisce: you're a monster

gaisce: go sit in the corner for that

i looked up the NOT CHICKEN burger and it might contain EGG

LMAO

ngl im now curious about how close it is to chicken.

that packaging is 🤌